Olympic Hockey: Déjà Vu All Over Again as Canada Tests USA Mettle for Medals
SOCHI, COMMIELAND – Yesterday’s gold medal tilt in women’s ice hockey was quite the spectacle. The USA and Canada faced off for gold for the […]
Sidney Crosby
Sick of The Olympics and Winter? Sad about Ralph Kiner? Read This
EUREKA, NUNAVUT – As the Northeast continues to recover from Snowpocalypse and its big budget sequel, Snowpocalypse II: The Snowening, and as we brace for […]
Couldn’t Stand The Weather: Rain Clouds In NHL Playoffs
DURHAM, NC – “Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains. Think about that for a while.” – Ebby Calvin “Nuke” Laloosh TORONTO, CANADA […]
Saturday Roundup
Here There and Everywhere- Let’s take a tour of the sporting world, shall we? The Summer Olympics are nearly upon us, but I haven’t paid attention […]
MY DADDY CAN BEAT UP YOUR DADDY
by Rex O’Rourke TOBACCO ROAD, NC – So last night I’m watching Duke throttle North Carolina and I ask myself: “Self, what is the biggest […]
FAVORITE FAT ATHLETES
PieÅ¡Å¥any, Slovakia – We’re here at the famous ancient spa, trying to get in shape and hoping to bump into former NHL star and current […]
STAND ON GUARD, OH CANADA
by West Coast Craig THE 49TH PARALLEL – I wanted to stay away from the Olympics… wouldn’t it be great not to mention them at […]
A MARINE HELPS US MAKEOVER NEXT WINTER OLYMPICS
MALVERNE, NY – On this web-thing that is MeetTheMatts.com, we dote on supposed sports heroes, make fun of them when they fall and giggle at […]
THE BEST PUCKING WINTER GAMES EVER!
By Different Matt SOUTH DILDO, CANADA – In keeping with this week’s themes of alcohol-fueled articles, I’m taking a crack at my own alcohol-inspired, Olympic-themed […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: ALL YOU CAN EAT ANGER
PEORIA, IL– Not a whole lot of time to think of big picture concepts for this week’s post. Instead, we’ll opt for a buffet–a smorgasward, […]