BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU ASK FOR
by Dr. Diz FORT WORTH, TEXAS – Hoisting a few at Pop’s Safari bar the other night with some ol’ buds including a visiting denizen […]
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SPRINGTIME FOR HITTERS
by West Coast Craig EAST LANCE BROADWAY – I did something like this last year, but I have no shame in repeating myself, with apologies […]
I'M TIRED AND I'M MAD AS HELL
by Rex O’Rourke NEW YORK, NY – There are some people, expressions, and pop culture events that I’m tired of and I not going to […]
ALERT: BASEBALL IS A DRUG WITH YOUNG FANS
MeetTheMatts.com nephew, Sean Pericles McCarthy, turned 12 just after Christmas. He is an avid sports fan with severe Met-itis, which was ensured by his MTM […]
GROTE'S GRIPES: PUT OUT THE WELCOME MATT
HOLLYWOOD, CA – I must say this site is better than ever. Lots of great characters and very clever writers. In order for The Matts […]
A BASEBALL CAROL
by Different Matt A man is heard talking on the phone behind a closed office door. The name on the door reads O. MINAYA The […]
TALL MATT TUESDAY: TUCKS PADS PARK
by Tall Matt NEW YORK, NY – I am too young to remember Robert F. Kennedy as a US Senator from New York State. Yes, […]
MTM SPORTS OSCARS
by West Coast Craig HOLLYWOOD – It’s a rough life being your humble roving West Coast Reporter for MTM, as I am forced to shuffle […]
WINNERS AND LOSERS…
by Dr. Diz FORT WORTH, TEXAS – We like winners here in the good ol’ USA. Doesn’t matter if it the Olympics, politics, gymnastics or […]
ALL WE GOT FOR CHRISTMAS… AND DIDN'T WANT
“You can’t always get what you want…” -The Rolling Stones NORTH POLE COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT – All we wanted was a frogging stainless steel blender because […]