Tag: Tom Seaver
Sports Rain Man: Steve Nash, Lou Brock, NY Mets News
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – Happy Monday… Turns out while I am working on taking the continuing education classes to keep up standards, I turn the pages too fast and now have to kill an hour before I move on to the next chapter. Here’s what I have for you: Steve Nash, Lou Brock, NY Mets […]
Meeting Seaver: My Tom Seaver Story
NEW YORK, NY – Having worked in the film business in all capacities for three decades, meeting and working with stars is not a big deal. Bono, Shaq, Mick Jagger, Kevin Costner, Denzell Washington, Mel Gibson, Madonna, Rod Stewart, Robert Redford, Bill Murray, Jerry Seinfeld, Keith Hernandez, Eric Lindross, Pete Rose, Howie Long, Lawrence Taylor, […]
Fake Tom Terrific, MLB Season Faces Corona Test
TOMPA BAY, FL – With Angry Ward still in The Sunshine State, starring in the virtual #Covid19-inspired reality sitcom“Sheltered Island” with his in-laws, we’re sending Haz Matt and the Matt Mobile to scoot him cross-state for the latest Tom Brady (Fake Tom Terrific) scoop. That’s one of two topics on hand here, along with the […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Derek, Zion, Freddie, and Super Bowl Ready
BRONX, NY – I’m back from self-imposed exile and, to borrow from legendary sports enthusiast Barry Manilow, ready to take a chance again. There’s plenty to talk about today, and none of it involves a bunch of absolute losers in Virginia who like dressing up as G.I. Joes but would piss themselves silly if they ever […]
Stupid Puig, Scalped Chiefs Reporter, Nets Haul Big Fish, Mets Tears
NEW YORK, NY – Wow! We barely slept after all the excitement this weekend in the sports world, kicked off by Different Matt’s Puck Head piece on Friday and followed up by Rain Man Junoir Blaber’s eloquence yesterday. But dagnabbit, there are some other big stories to take a gander at: Stupid Puig, Chiefs Scalp […]
Tom Seaver, Matthew Boyd, Michael Bennett, NCAA Must Pay
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS: So, the little one is healing. I had an insane week of work and writing for our sister site. I really should find a part-time that pays, put I feel like working for MTM Inc is like one of those companies that will eventually give you an employee stock options. Anyway, […]
George Thomas Seaver: You’re Still Tom Terrific To Me
NEW YORK, NY – The text from Angry Ward was a blow. It was stunning and and cruel, as life can be sometimes. “Seaver has dementia. You can go ahead and start feeling old now.” It was not meant to be malicious, cavalier or insensitive. Ward may have a persona here, but that’s just what […]
Angry Ward: Hall of Fame, Hoops, and Horrendous Super Bowl Hype Week
Ken Griffey Jr.? Three douchebags failed to vote for him. Tom Seaver? 5 a-holes saw it clear to leave him off. Hank Aaron? 9 obviously- racist f**kheads didn’t vote for him.
Angry Ward Wednesday: Hot Flub Time Machine – What Sports Wrongs Would You Right?
BRONX, NY – As we move into the highly-depressing post-Holiday months, I turn my attention away from Christmas flicks and towards anything featuring cold and snow but sans holiday themes. My love of Hot Dog; The Movie has been well-documented here, but I’m saving that for my birthday month of February, when I really need it. […]
The Puck Stops Here, Says “The Finnisher.” New Gretzky, Isles On Cup Trotz. NHL Playoffs Nuggets
BLOOMINGBURG, NY– Amid all the chaos in this world and the passing of Tom Seaver, which Matt McCarthy covered so eloquently on Friday, later that day we were all reminded and treated to why sports fans tune into live games. There were two Stanley Cup Game 7’s where both Vancouver and Colorado clawed back from […]
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