Tag: Xavier McKinney
Big Ben Tuesday: Go With It or Nah, That’s Horse Sh!t – Week One Knee-Jerks
STAMFORD, CT – Week 1 of the NFL season is usually pretty tough to predict. Throw in no preseason, no fans, players opting out, and plenty of player and coach movement, and this one was even tougher. We saw some expected dysfunctional teams looking quite functional (Jax, Wash), some powerhouses looking powerful (NO, Balt, KC), […]
Big Ben Tuesday: Are The Giants or Jets in Better Position?
COVID CITY, USA – Helloooooooo May! Go home April, you’re drunk. The Giants and Jets earned high marks for their draft picks. Here I am, ready to tell you which team is in further along in their seemingly endless rebuilds. Are the Giants or Jets in Better Position? Let’s break it down, position by position. […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Zona Wieners, Sour Giants, and Other Sports Food Outlets
WHATEVER, USA – It’s exciting to hear that parts of the country are opening up again, giving people in places like Apalachicola and Driftwood Beach the chance to enjoy golf and all-you-can-eat popcorn shrimp and getting each other sick as f**k. C’mon baby, let the good times roll. It’s time for your moment on the BIG […]
Big Ben Tuesday: New York Giants Draft Recap, Gettleman Doesn’t Blow It
SHELTERINPLACE, CT – I’ll follow in the footsteps of Junoir’s Jets recap with my own New York Giants Draft Recap. Ain’t much else going on in here. F’ it Dude, let’s go bowling. First Rounder Dave Gettleman’s pre-draft comments seemed to indicate that he would prioritize the offensive line over the jackknife defender Isaiah Simmons. […]
Big Ben Tuesday: Ranking New York Sports Teams; Jets and Giants in the Toilet
[NOT] BUFFALO, NY – After dry-heaving through piss-pot performances by the Giants and Jets, it doesn’t take a shaman to see that our New York City (sort of) football teams are in a sorry state. With the Mets wrapping up another swing-n-miss season and the Yankees stumbling into the playoffs like Short Matt trying to […]
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