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FREE NFL Picks: Cash In On Depressing Games, Select NFL Chearleaders

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depression (n.) feelings of severe despondency and dejection MARLBORO, NY – There’s no amount of medicine that can make me feel better about my Fantasy Lineup for this week. I am forced, due to Tampa Bay shelving Jameis Winston for a “few weeks” and Derek Carr’s bye week, into starting New England backup QB Brian […]

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Grinding Ax: NFL Free Agency Frenzy, March Madness Mayhem

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White House, NJ – NFL Free Agency is kicking off , therefore, we get to witness intelligent owners, GM’s and coaches acting amorously towards a group of players who are ready to break ties with the teams and fans who supported them. It’s truly Reality TV playing out before us. Some will hit the proverbial lotto, inking deals that […]

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NFL Free Agency: Revis, Suh and MacGyver! Plus, The Fred & Terry Show

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BLUE BAY DINER, FRESH MEADOWS, NY – “In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn’t commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: THE WORST KIND OF EXHIBITIONISM

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NEW YORK, NY –It’s getting into late August which means that the glorious NFL tradition known as preseason is in full swing. This four week schedule of contests used to be known as “Exhibition games,” but even that term seems wholly inappropriate now. In order to host an exhibition don’t you actually have something, you […]

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