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Big Ben Tuesday Comings and Goings: Bye McAdoo and Reese, Hello Boone
Stamford, CT: Big haps around town. The New York Yankees hired a skipper and the New York Giants sent a coach and a GM packing. Let’s take a look. McAdoo About Nothing I spent Monday morning hitting refresh on my browser until the happy news finally came. Ben McAdoo’s tenure was the shortest of a […]
Big Ben Whitney: NFL Quick Hitters and the Japanese Babe Ruth
Stamford, CT: Don’t bogart that thing bro, (do people still say “bogart,” it’s been a while?), it’s time for more NFL Quick Hitters. I’ll check in on our local teams and the AFC West, suddenly the worst division in the league. I’m also looking eastward, anticipating the arrival of the “Japanese Babe Ruth.” Big Blue Turd […]
Omar Little Sports Recap: GIgANTic Giants Win, Props to Jerry Reese, King Henrik Fights Off Usurper
WHITE PLAINS, NY – On the Chinese Calendar, 2016 was The Year of the Turd. But thankfully, we do have the mighty G-Men (New York Giants) and Bluehirts (New York Rangers) to get us through to the end. So we’ve got that going for us, which is nice. Omar Little from The Wire helps me […]
Are the NY Giants Contenders? Josh McCown, Cowboys, Eli and Oedipus?
STAMFORD, CT – Another NFL week is in the books, with the New York Giants on a five game winning streak and threatening to make the playoffs. The wheat is separating from the chaff, whatever that means, and the Giants are right there at 7-3. The Giants keep winning ugly, but it sure beats losing pretty. O-Line […]
Big Ben Whitney: Five Things to Watch in Giants Training Camp
East Rutherford, NJ: In this week’s edition of We’re Totall Screwed, Bigfoot Erotica! When Genghis Ghan and the Mongols conquered China, they wouldn’t let their people stay in China too long. The Khans thought the civilized comforts of China would make the Mongols soft. Well, we got soft. Anyway, I’ll still trying to process this round of […]
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