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Angry Ward Wednesday: Peyton Retires, Sharapova Dopes, Peeping Pays

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BRONX, NY – In a bad mood. Hurtin’. Hungry. Running low on grog. Good time to write. Let’s get to it. Peyton Manning Retires. Good riddance. Get on with hawking horrible pizza, waiting for sexual misconduct and doping allegations to subside, and micromanaging your son’s football career the way your Dad did. But, for the […]

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Blaber’s Blabberings: Shabazz Napier, NCAA Plantation, Mets Empty Promises

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“I don’t feel student-athletes should get hundreds of thousands of dollars, but like I said, there are hungry nights that I go to bed and I’m starving…” – Shabazz Napier EL BARIO, BRONX – Today’s article was supposed to be about all the prospects and players the Mets have hyped whom have turned out to […]

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COMMENTARY ON COMMENTATORS

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by Junior Blaber BROOKLYN, NY – I was watching the USA v Netherlands soccer game the other day and was amazed when I how bad the boys in the booth were. These commentators were nothing short of awful. So, feeling it my duty to to do something now that I’ve found a worthy sports haven […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: SIX EDUCATION

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BRONX, NY – Here we are on November frogging 4th and we’re still talking about baseball. Game 6 between the Yanks and Phils tonight at the Whore Emporium. Just the way the suddenly lucid George Steinbrenner planned it. In fact, rumor has it that Big Stein himself is going to hang-glide into the Stadium prior […]

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THE NFL VS. MLB: IT'S GETTING LATE EARLY

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Above, A-Rod and his “friend” Biff Henderson By Rex O’Rourke Sacramento, Ca. – Let’s face it boys and girls, the national pastime is no longer the national pastime. The NFL has defeated MLB, or at the very best, it’s 42-14 with 10 minutes left in the fourth quarter. If it was a fight they would […]

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TELL IT LIKE IT IS TUESDAY: I’VE BEEN TO THE PROMISED LAND

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SELMA, AL – “Get me to the plate boys” may not rank up there with “I’ve been to the mountaintop” but when Ryan Howard walked into the dugout in the top of the 9th with his team trailing 4-2 last night, with those six words, he inspired his team to give him just one more […]

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