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Angry Ward Wednesday: To Limp and Die in LA – LeBron, Todd Gurley, and Tough Times at Santa Anita

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BRONX, NY – Due to lack of interest, we interrupt “An Oral History of Meet The Matts” to bring you another pedestrian-at-best sports post. It’s in my contract. And by contract, I mean the sentence I’m serving here to make up for something horrible I must have done in a previous life, like discovering cilantro or […]

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A MARINE HELPS US MAKEOVER NEXT WINTER OLYMPICS

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MALVERNE, NY – On this web-thing that is MeetTheMatts.com, we dote on supposed sports heroes, make fun of them when they fall and giggle at their foolishness. That’s what we do as sports fans hosting a sports comedy whateverthisis. But every now and then, something grabs us, snatches us from our silliness and forces to […]

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OLYMPIC TALE TUESDAY: VONN CUTS CHEESE AND ALL BODES WELL

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Vonn, Miller and a friend “relax” in Vancouver. BRITISH COLUMBIA – Like Australia and the United States, British Columbia is yet another jewel of Mother Nature that MTM regular Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson’s beloved monarchs let get away. Vancouver and Whistler are particularly spectacular and the perfect setting for our Olympic Tale Tuesday. So, […]

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UH-OH

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By Rex O’Rourke New York, NY – The consistently underwhelming Yankees have me concerned; not alarmed, not upset, just concerned. First of all, when he came back this year I didn’t realize Mr. Wang was the Mr. Wang from Caddyshack, not the two time nineteen game winner. Someone must have switched them when Dave Eiland […]

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