Tag: Mike Ditka

Will Ferrell Sports Flicks: Old School, Semi-Pro, Blades of Glory, Kicking and Screaming, et al

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MARLBORO, NY – Proving that laughter keeps you young, today is comedic actor Will Ferrell’s 50th Birthday. What does this have to do with sports you might ask? Well, aside from being one of my favorites, Ferrell has appeared in his fair share of sports movies. To be honest, there has been one disappointment in the […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Bobby Knight, Dennis Rodman and Other Trump Sports Morons

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BRONX, NY – As Brother Junoir Blaber said yesterday, baseball is in full swing… but there will be plenty of time to talk about that. The 2016 Presidential race is also in full swing- even in non-swing states – and since this contest is down to two teams (sorry, Bernie) let’s stick with it for a […]

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4 Players NOT to Build Your Team Around

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NEW YORK, NY – If you had to pick one player to build your team around, it would be pretty easy to come up with a name. But we’re not into doing things easily here in Mattville, so our question is for you to pick the 4 Players NOT to Build Your Team Around. NBA: […]

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LIVE LONG AND PROSPER

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by West Coast Craig VULCAN – Once again the aging master, having had one of his best seasons ever and still proving he’s just having fun out there, was thwarted. Fate and the Cardinals had denied emotional fans of an enormous grudge match against his old Packers mates already in these playoffs, but a magical […]

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THE NFL VS. MLB: IT'S GETTING LATE EARLY

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Above, A-Rod and his “friend” Biff Henderson By Rex O’Rourke Sacramento, Ca. – Let’s face it boys and girls, the national pastime is no longer the national pastime. The NFL has defeated MLB, or at the very best, it’s 42-14 with 10 minutes left in the fourth quarter. If it was a fight they would […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: COUNTDOWN TO AGONY

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BRISTOL, CT – Chris Berman: Nobody on the road. Nobody on the beach. I feel it in the air, the summer’s out of reach. Which can only mean one thing, it’s time for football! Hello everyone and welcome to NFL Countdown. I’m your host Chris Berman. For the next two excruciating hours I’ll be joined […]

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