Tag: Pete Carroll

Angry Ward Wednesday: An Idiot’s Guide to the Rest of the NFL Playoffs

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BRONX, NY – This weekend the NFL playoffs enter the Divisional Round, where all the good teams with first round byes will seemingly beat the piss out of those four teams who scrapped and scraped their way through the Road Warrior Wild Card Weekend. This is also the weekend when Jerry Jones takes Mike McCarthy […]

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Big Ben Whitney: Belichick, Satan, and Dynasty of Deception, Breezus Breaks Record

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HELL, MI – I was flipping channels the other night and I came to a show on HBO called Belichick & Satan. It took me a few seconds for my brain to calibrate and realize that it said “Saban” and not “Satan.” Belichick & Satan seemed like the legitimate title of an HBO show I’d […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly of NFL Head Coaches

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NEW YORK, NY – How the hell did it get to be November? It’s dark out at 4:30, Christmas decorations are already up, and the Giants and Jets have long since been eliminated from everything but the race to see who picks first in next year’s NFL Draft. Speaking of the NFL, it never ceases to […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Packers Out, 2017 Almost Over, Mets Still Meh

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NEW YORK, NY – It’s December 20th, if you’re reading this right now you clearly are tired of making believe that you’re working (most definitely) or finally worn out on the almost-constant showings of Christmas Vacation and Elf on TV (probably) or just in need of major psychiatric help (bingo!). Whatever it is, here you are… […]

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Muy Caliente! FREE NFL Picks, NFL Nuggets by Cheesy Bruin in Mexico City!

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MARLBORO, NY – I’m on an epic 16-4 (80%) run over the past five weeks with Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Picks here at Meet The Matts. Last week I proved even the most depressing of games can be profitable – and rewarding – if you can stand watching such crap. If I had to pick […]

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Chinese New Year Edition: Biggest Roosters in Sports [Ahem]

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MARLBORO, NY– Yesterday marked the Chinese New Year and ushered in the Year of the Rooster. With a little assistance from the old dictionary is the word rooster: roost-er (NOUN), a male domestic fowl; a cock. With that is the brainchild of today’s column as we address some of the biggest roosters (ahem!) in sport […]

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Five Takeaways From Super Bowl XLIX

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Glendale, Ariz. – Congratulations to Super Bowl XLIX champion New England Patriots! With all the talk of Deflate Gate and Marshawn Lynch refusing to answer the media’s questions the past couple of weeks, it was easy to forget that there was a game to be played this past weekend. None the less, one happened and it […]

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NFL Snow Jobs, Marshall Lynch Balls, Super Bowl Media Day

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PHOENIX, AZ – As we ponder what will surface next from the NFL’s serious forensic investigation, those of us in the Tri- State area have hunkered down during “The Blizzard of 2015.” If your attempting to travel ANYWHERE in New York City, you may be shot on sight by the militia! And just when I thought the only State of […]

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A Tale of Two Cities: Dr Diz on Seattle vs Boston & Cheating Coaches

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FORT WORTH, TX –  It’s Super Duper Bowl time again, when America gets to watch some football squeezed in between commercials, while chowing down on the food that made Chris Christie the man that he is. I’m thinking that he’s a shoe-in to represent a large [ahem] constituency that have not had one of their […]

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Pete Rose and Hall of Fame, NFL Predictions, Real Eli Manning

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REAL TOWN, USA – Now that the MLB Elitist Crony Club  has celebrated the Silver Anniversary  of its banishment of Pete Rose from Major League Baseball, perhaps it’s time for the fans to vote on whether or not Charlie Hustle should be allowed into the Hall of Fame. Now I realize that this is one […]

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