Tag: Phil Simms

Boys of Bummer: Teams and Sports Stars That Have Disappointed This Month

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NEW YORK, NY – We’re full into one of the busiest and most interesting months for sports fans. The bearded #NHL battle for Lord Stanley’s Cup and painstakingly prolonged #NBA playoffs are in full swing, as is Major League Baseball (some swinging and missing more than others). We’ve also got 6 teams (including NY’s franchise […]

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Replacement Matt on Opening Day: Greatest Replacements in History

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SUBURBIA, NJ – Since the beginning of this site I have somehow been given the designation of Replacement Matt, basically because I shared a (lack of) hairstyle with the two original Matts and was foolish enough to be willing to wear a blue monkey suit when one of them wasn’t around. I was never quite […]

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Parcells Guys, Mets Pyrrhic Win, Hero & Villain of the Week

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ATLANTA, GA – Happy Saturday Mets Fans!  Going beyond a typical shout out to the loyal fan base here on MTM, I’ll happily start off with the the NY Met’s 11th inning 4-2 win over the Kansas City Royals.  Sure they are 14.5 games behind my beloved Braves, but Eric Young Jr. still gave us all […]

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COMMENTARY ON COMMENTATORS

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by Junior Blaber BROOKLYN, NY – I was watching the USA v Netherlands soccer game the other day and was amazed when I how bad the boys in the booth were. These commentators were nothing short of awful. So, feeling it my duty to to do something now that I’ve found a worthy sports haven […]

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REX'S BLUE PLATE PROP BET SPECIAL

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ANGRY WARD! by Rex O’Rourke WATCH AND LEARN MIAMI, FL – One of my favorite aspects of The Super Bowl is the prop bet. People with way too much free time and disposable income betting on the most inane of possibilities and providing your reporter with material. Is this a great country or […]

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DAYS OF WINE AND PLAYOFFS

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By West Coast Craig BERKELEY, CA – Sorry folks, I’m making like Nate Kaeding and phoning this one in today. Let me explain, this has been what’s called a lost weekend, a swirling haze of booze, medication, bad wagering decisions, and testing my gastronomical limits in NoCal, what’s become a yearly January trip to watch […]

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