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Angry Ward Wednesday: Blue Christmas; Let’s Talk Some F**king Sports

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BRONX, NY – For those of you who missed the not-so-annual Meet The Matts holiday party this year, you probably added a few extra days to your life. Between the boozing and the 100% deep-fried fare, my body still hasn’t recovered. Though guys like Grinding Ax Walter, Ben “Big Papa” Whitney, and DJ Eberle were missed, […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Kicking Dirt on the New York Football Giants

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BRONX, NY – Friends, Giants Fans, Rusty Kuntz, lend me your ears; I have come to bury the New York Football Giants, not to praise them. We’re only 5 games into the NFL season, but already the Giants look dead in the water. I’m sure, at 2-3, there’s still some hope out there among the Big […]

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The Top 5 Sports Moments of 2016: Cam, Dee, Draymond, Neymar, Villanova

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WHITE PLAINS, NY – We’re into the fourth quarter of 2016, the Mets and Yanks are dunzo, and the Giants and Jets are spinning their wheels, so I thought I’d get a jump on the competition and post my Top 5 Sports Moments of 2016. Now this isn’t a list of accomplishments, so you won’t see […]

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Battle of the Playoff Storylines

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HOLLYWOOD, CA – A good story enhances sports, particularly in the playoffs. Pundits are always touting “storybook endings,” or saying things like “Hollywood couldn’t script it any better than this!” That sounds weird to anybody who has ever actually lived in Hollywood. It’s like saying, “That crazy man yelling in his diaper outside Pla-Boy Liquor […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: THIS MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR YOUNGER AUDIENCES; PARENTAL DISCRETION ADVISED

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LOS ANGELES, CA – It’s official, Major League Baseball has hit rock bottom. In an effort to “explore new revenue streams” Bud Selig and those oh-so-greedy owners have partnered up with the pornography purveyors of the San Fernando Valley to create adult entertainment with a baseball bent. Their first foray into this field of filth […]

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