EUREKA, KS – We recently sat -for countless hours – with Marv Levy, his 4-time loser Buffalo Bills and some Snickers Bars, trying to accommodate two needs:
A) Two of you going to an Interleague Game with $50 W.A.M. (Walkin’ Around Money) on us and…
B) MTM getting hit more, leading to Advertising $$$, leading to more stuff for you to watch and interact with.
Yet, it wasn’t until we were watching Scott Norwood’s kick go wide right for the 1256th time that we snapped out of our collective haze (Cornelius “Biscuit” Bennett’s jarring snoring did the trick) and solved our problem as quick as a Jim Kelly to Andre Reed pass. And despite mouthfuls of chocolaty goo, we bellowed the answer:
Go ahead, jump around – we did, too – and make damn sure to wake the neighbors.
Here’s how it will work for the purposes of getting started today, despite having no clue how to properly do this:
We are certain that multiple players will end up suing us. To those potential litigants, we heed this warning: YOU CAN’T BLEED A ROCK.
So, without further ado and without wasting time discussing the crushing loss the Phillies suffered last night – wasting a Cy Ho Young performance by Chan Ho Park – or the vanquished “Texiera Moment” at a soggy House That Greed Built – we give you your first MTM Trivia question:
Q: In our BIG LEAGUER AT HOME PART II video, what does Kevin Baez call us just before he bites into the bacon?
Isn’t this fun??? Tell your friends – help is allowed.