Tag: Jim Kelly
NFL Championship Sunday: Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Picks, Jim Kelly, Cheerleaders
MARLBORO, NY – This sleepy little corner in Southeastern Ulster County will see up to a foot of snow today, so I’ll be liver-deep in bourbon, watching movies, hockey and yes, the NFC and AFC Championship games. Picking these games isn’t as easy as my bourbon choices (McKenna 10 y.o. bottled in bond and Maker’s […]
Big Ben Whitney: NFL Knee Jerks – ’18 QB Class is Legit, But Mahomes is Legit-er
Buffalo, NY: While the MTM staff debates whether DJ Eberle will go to Buffalo Bills Hell with Fred Smerlas, Scott Norwood, Vontae Davis, and OJ Simpson, or Buffalo Bills Heaven with Andre Reed, Bruce Smith, Don Beebe, and Jim Kelly, it is left to me to bang out some Hot Takes. Let’s call them Ben’s Week […]
Those Unpredictable Jets, 2017 World Series Hiccups, KP da God
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – Damn! Junoir Blaber here, back at again with these Saturday pinch-hits! Who else but me would say yes to an offer to pinch hit. Anyway, I had to because there was a couple of things to talk about anyway, so I was excited to get the call… On tap today […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Cheers to Keeping it All in The Family with Sports and Sitcoms
BRONX, NY – I was gonna devote today’s column to giving a huge “F You!” to 2016, which has been just about the worst year in recent memory. But I’m not really down for giving the Grim Reaper or the upcoming election any more ink. Instead, I’m gonna talk about some of my all-time favorite sitcoms […]
Famous Sports Mouths: Ali, Cosell and Tony Gwynn?
NEW YORK, NY – Today marks the beginning of Oral, Head and Neck Cancer Awareness Week, which ends on April 18th. This is a cause hitting close to home for me, being a two-time survivor of the disease and having family succumb to these types of cancer. It would be selfish of me not to […]
Three Takeaways From The Hall of Fame Game
Canton, Ohio – The NFL Preseason has begun! There was 182 days between the Super Bowl and Hall of Fame Game, which was 182 days too many. Sure Sunday’s game was only a preseason game, but there were still many reasons to tune in to NBC last night. Rookies like Sammy Watkins were getting their first taste of NFL […]
Cancer Survivor Salutes Smash Hit Tony Gwynn
SAN DIEGO, CA – As a player over a twenty season career, his batting average was ten points higher than Wade Boggs and Rod Carew. Think about that for a minute or two, folks. Boggs and Carew were thought to be the best hitters of their generation, yet Tony Gwynn ranks among legendary baseball names […]
Say Ahh! Dentists, Hockey Teeth, Michael Douglas and Cancer
BOSTON, MA – We interrupt the comedic spin on MTM to bring you this important Public Service Announcement not from the Ad Council. Get to a dentist every six months and set a good example for your kids or nephews or nieces – the appointment concerns a lot more than just the Chicklets in your […]
Buffalo Bills Wideout Has Off-Field Rap Sheet
BUFFALO, NY – “All athletes wanna be musicians and musicians wanna be athletes,” said Buffalo Bills wide receiver Stevie Johnson during a The NOC interview. “And if you could do it do it, why not? Even if you can’t who cares?” Bills wide receiver Stevie Johnson had his most successful year this season for Buffalo. […]
Ron Darling, Jim Kelly, Lance Armstrong: Understanding Athletes. Understanding Cancer
BLOOMINGBURG, NY – It was recently announced that former New York Mets pitcher and current team broadcaster Ron Darling has thyroid cancer. From what I know, this form of cancer has a very high success rate. But what concerns me for Darling is the removal of a mass in his chest. Whatever the situation he […]
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