RUBEN TEJADA WAXES HIS EYEBROWS???

NEW YORK, NY – We were nearly as startled by the end of the world predictions as were to find that Ruben Tejada, a utility infielder in the New York Met system, waxes his eyebrows.

So, despite the fear that world was coming to its predicted end, we went to CitiField to investigate.

It was… pure Rapture:

Share Button
About The Matts 370 Articles
www.MeetTheMatts.com started out as a NY Mets website and organically grew into an entity covering all professional sports. Our daily contributors, as diverse as they may be, share one important asset... a sense of humor. This is, after all, sports entertainment.