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My Sports Sunday: Minor Yankees Sweep [VERY] Minor Mets, Stanley Cup Finals

June 10, 2019 Cheesy Bruin 1

BLOOMINGBURG, NY – You all remember going back to school after summer vacation and the first assignment was usually a writing assignment called “What I […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Yanks Reject Bryce Harper, World Cup Porto Party, and Utley Amazin’ Thor Video

June 13, 2018 Angry Ward 0

BRONX, NY – Look, it’s late. I think I’m losing what’s left of my mind. Against a lifetime of better judgement, I decided to take my […]

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5 People Mets Fans Should Fear. @AldersonFake Reports

March 8, 2016 Fake Sandy Alderson 14

AIKEN, SC – The Meet The Matts staff is always concerned about preparing Mets fans for an upcoming season. With much changing since the Amazins […]

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What To Wear? Mets, Royals, Jays Unfortunately in Dodger Blue!

October 23, 2015 The Matts 13

ORANGEBURG, NY – So now that the annoying stuff – like getting to the World Series for the 5th time since 1962 – is out […]

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Ebs’ Hot Takes: MLB Playoffs

October 12, 2015 DJ Eberle 7

Saratoga Springs, NY – We’re less than a week into the MLB postseason and there has already been a lot of buzz around this year’s […]

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Brady, Red Sox, Fenway: Boston offers Worst in Sports. Plus NBA Hero Ball!

May 12, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 15

WALTHAM, MA – I had two colleagues with me most of the time while riding Amtrak last week. It doesn’t take much to find something […]

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Jeff Wilpon and Mets Thinking out of “Cocoon”

March 24, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 26

NEW YORK, NY – For months now, I have appreciated everyone indulging me as I ranted ad nauseum about the mismanagement, the pillaging, the sodomizing of […]

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Spring Training Guest Instructors Barry Bonds, Jim Leyritz and the Great Piazza!

March 3, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 24

GRAPEFRUIT LEAGUE – One of the grand traditions of Cactus and Grapefruit League action is that often Spring Training Guest Instructors are brought in mostly as […]

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Cheapskate Mets Send Players to the Rambo of Michigan

February 4, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 18

NEW YORK, NY – “The Jar is Round, the Cup is Round… why don’t they call it… Round-tine”  This was the question posed by Kenny […]

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June 10, 2011 The Matts 0

NEW YORK, NY – We were nearly as startled by the end of the world predictions as were to find that Ruben Tejada, a utility […]

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