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Most WTF Moments In Modern Sports: Titsworth Kiss, Catfish Manti, Kingman Losing Ball

May 10, 2016 The Matts 10

Post written by Anne Charles, pinch-hitting for Angry Absentee Ward… NEW YORK, NY – Shotgun murder trials and organ-eating aside (let’s not get too grim!), the high-strung, high-pressure, […]

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Baseball P*ssies Jake Arrieta & Joe Maddon: Bryce Harper Ain’t Barry Bonds

May 10, 2016 Fake Sandy Alderson 12

WHITEFISH, MT – My all out effort to knock Genius Joe Maddon down a couple of couple of pegs seems to be losing steam. Particularly […]

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Ebs’ Hot Takes: LeBron , Yankees, Mayweather vs McGregor, Nyquist

May 9, 2016 DJ Eberle 7

BALLSTON SPA, NY – Hold on to your hats, it’s again time for a fresh set of Ebs’ Hot Takes, as A LOT happened over […]

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Fatso Hits A Homer, Boy George Kentucky Derby Queen, Couch Potato Sports

May 7, 2016 Cheesy Bruin 10

BRONX, NY– I’m dog-sitting on yet another overcast/rainy Seattle-like Saturday. It’s just me, my dog Biscuit and the vociferous Griffey for an extended weekend. I’ve […]

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Penn State Scandal, Eric Striker, NFL Draft, Mets Ending Pitch Counts?

May 7, 2016 Junoir Blaber 10

EL BARRIO, EL BRONX – Not sure where to begin as I’m light on stuff to talk about this week. On the theory that the […]

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New Video: Cancer Survivor Forgives Baseball, Ends Exile: Mets or Yanks?

May 6, 2016 Matt McCarthy 14

NEW YORK, NY – It’s not often that an often cold and calculating corporation gets a second chance with a disillusioned and disappointed customer. But […]

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VIDEO: Worst Sports Chant Ever, Hottest Sports Mom, Big Knockers, Mad Dog Impressions

May 4, 2016 Matt McCarthy 13

NEW YORK, NY – We’ve been undergoing some changes – some menopausal – within the Meet The Matts ranks, as per our SEO consultant. Frosty […]

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Angry Ward: What the Fack, Yankees?

May 4, 2016 Angry Ward 12

BRONX, NY – The Bronx is yearning… for some halfway decent baseball. I’ve decided to give up my anger strike for a week and vent […]

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“Minimalist Zany?” Hey Cubs–Win Something First!

May 3, 2016 Fake Sandy Alderson 13

SKOKIE, IL – Well that wacky genius Joe Maddon is at it again. Sitting atop the Baseball world having won 18 of the Cubs‘ first […]

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Kids Go to Dodgers Game Without Parents?!

May 2, 2016 West Coast Craig 11

NOTE: The MTM Editorial Staff changed the name of this piece; Yellow Journalism that would make Donald Trump smile. CHAVEZ RAVINE, CA – I got […]

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