BRONX, NY – It’s Saturday morning at 9:21 or so and, since I’m not seeing anyone posting yet, I’d thought I’d step into the content void. I’ve got a couple of things to get off my sunken chest anyway. Let’s do this.
F**k Columbia University! I just read this week that Columbia University is no longer funding its legendary, and highly disorganized, marching band. Furthermore, they are banning said band from appearing at any athletic events. As someone who grew up going to laughably awful Columbia football games, the crazy band was one of their saving graces. Whichever University officials are responsible for this edict should eat the death pill.
Pete Alonso, just tied Aaron Judge’s rookie home run record last night at 52, and he did it without some stupid club-created rooting section and he also did it NOT playing in some rinky-dink Wiffle Ball park. Come at me, Bro!
New York Giants. I sincerely hope the Giants beat the holy piss out of Daniel Snyder’s Washington Native Americans tomorrow. Though, if I were a betting man, I’d probably take the visitors and the 3 points.
OK, I’m told I need to take a shower as we are going to the Mall to get my kid some cleats and shinguards while my wife goes to T.J. Maxx. When did I morph into Frank the Tank from Old School?
Come back tomorrow for CheesyBruin and his NFL picks of ruin.