Turkeys? Not These guys! 50 Years of MLB, NFL and George Costanza Memories
PLYMOUTH ROCK – It was with great relief and appreciation that I read staff leader Angry Ward’s comments yesterday in which he graciously punted the […]
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$325M! Stop Doin’ Dumb Sh¡t!, Buffalo Bills Snow Job, Honey Badger, Super Bowl Cards?
DEPEW, NY – It’s not even Thanksgiving yet. Winter is still 6 weeks away. While these things may mean something to most of America, they […]
Sports and Sitcoms: Modern Family, The Munsters, Leo the Lip, Mr Ed
BEDROCK – Several of my esteemed MTM colleagues have recently shown extraordinary creativity, making my attempts at doing Sports with a Wink a bit challenging. […]
Morally Opposed to Jeff Wilpon and the NY Mets
FLUSHING, NY – “I’m morally opposed to this woman having a baby out of wedlock. She’d make more money if she had a ring on […]
Welcome Back Kotter & The NBA!
BENSONHURST-At the beginning of 6th grade, my teacher Mr. Catania, asked us to write a review of whichever new TV show was our favorite that […]
Creepy Sports Threesomes, Rob Lowe and World Series Observations
FRESH MEADOWS, NY – You know how celebrity deaths tend to come in “threes?” Well, I just came from the Rec Center – where Creepy […]
Bizarro World! Cowboys and Ned Yost on Top? Plus ‘Ole Miss?
MONK’S COFFEE SHOP, UWS – I give up. I can’t fight it any longer. It’s true… Bizarro World is a real thing. And I’m not […]
What the Buck! Clayton Kershaw Cursed! ESPN Kills America’s Pastime
CHAVEZ REVINE, CA – I know that by the middle of October most of our regular readers have turned the page from Baseball to the […]
Unwatchable! Jets Must Cut Woody Johnson
NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ – My esteemed colleague West Coast Craig passed on the opportunity to discuss the J-E-T-S yesterday. So, being the unfortunate next man […]
Bill Belichick is a Big Fat Idiot; NFL Should Take Off Hoodie
KANSAS CITY, KS – The one game, loser go home American League Wild Card Game ended early Wednesday morning with the Kansas City Royals winning […]