Dictators, Derek Jeter, NCAA Tournament Chokers: Lawyers, Guns and Money!
THE CITADEL, SC – So we’re down to the Sweet 16! Lots of chalk still left in the 2016 NCAA Tournament too. No George Masons or […]
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Who had Yale? Anyone have Yale in the NCAA Tourney?!?
Ottumwa, IA—The NCAAs are off and flying! How did yesterday’s 1st round games go down?Well…Are we all supposed to feel good about Yale “upsetting” Baylor […]
Uber Screwed! Seton Hall & Stony Brook and David Wright
Denver, CO—The Tuesday spot in the rotation here at MeetTheMatts is fraught with peril. A day removed from the weekend, but before the big stories […]
5 People Mets Fans Should Fear. @AldersonFake Reports
AIKEN, SC – The Meet The Matts staff is always concerned about preparing Mets fans for an upcoming season. With much changing since the Amazins […]
Of Stuck Pigs and the New Cuban Missile Crisis
Riviera Beach, FL—It’s a lot of fun until someone gets stuck in the eye. Or just plain stuck. As in a “stuck pig.” More on […]
Cubs Win?! Don’t Believe Maddon and Epstein Hype
NAPERVILLE, IL – Can we move on to the main event now? Can we stop pretending that the NHL, NBA, College Hoops – hell, even […]
Carmelo Anthony is a PIG; A Tale of Two Dolans
SEARCHLIGHT, NV—You know how difficult it is to find wholesome, feel good stories when it comes to the athletes we so admire today? I do. […]
Erev Pitchers and Catchers! Spring Training! MLB is BACK!
Plant City, FL—On the heels of yesterday’s brilliant piece by colleague and Words With Friends tormentor, West Coast Craig, I will try to practice my […]
Broncos Bustin’ Madison Avenue Manning? Or Just Greedy SOB?
FORT COLLINS, CO – As Peyton Manning began racing across the Levi Stadium grass as time expired, you’d think he’d be sprinting towards his wife, […]
Greedy Peyton Manning and Omaha Aren’t What You Think!
WATERLOO, IA – With the Iowa Caucus mercifully behind us, whose name could be better to invoke this morning than that of Gordon Gekko, er, uh..I […]