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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: BRETT IT BE

August 19, 2009 Angry Ward 0

MANKATO, MINNESOTA—Thank God the Minnesota Vikings signed George Carlin’s corpse to a two-year contract yesterday. I was really missing that guy. I must have received […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: THE F**K-IT LIST

August 12, 2009 Angry Ward 19

NEW YORK, NY—For some reason, it seems to be all the rage these days for scribes at places like ESPN and SI.com to come up […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: THE LAMEST STORY EVER TOLD

August 5, 2009 Angry Ward 36

NEW YORK, NY/HOLLYWOOD, CA -That’s right, today’s column is coming from both coasts as movie producers everywhere are scrambling to get their version of this […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: CLASSIFIED INFORMATION

July 29, 2009 Angry Ward 29

NEW YORK, NY—Somewhat happy about the Mets’ winning streak, but still seething over that pathetic press conference the other day. Don’t get me wrong, it’s […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: BASEBALL REASSIGNMENT SURGERY

July 22, 2009 Angry Ward 33

VIENNA, AUSTRIA – For Mets fans, this is truly turning into the summer of our discontent. Let’s face it, we have a roster full of […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: GIMME AN ALL-STAR BREAK

July 15, 2009 Angry Ward 28

NEW YORK, NY—As Ace Frehley would say: I’m back, back in the New York groove. The vacation was nice, but a week away from the […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: RHYMES AND MISDEMEANORS

July 1, 2009 Angry Ward 29

SLEEPY HOLLOW, NY— Old Man Minaya Went to the cupboard, To get his skipper a hitter: When he got there, The cupboard was bare And […]

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ANGRY WARD SATURDAY: COMMENT COMMENDATIONS

June 27, 2009 Angry Ward 7

FLAGSTAFF, AZ– Filling in today for Short Matt who was in Switzerland yesterday for a blood cleansing, a la Keith Richards, as he desperately tries […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: WHO’LL STOP THE RAIN?

June 24, 2009 Angry Ward 33

by Angry Ward NEW YORK AQUARIUM, BROOKLYN – For those of you not located in the New York Metropolitan area, or even the tri-state area, […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: PRO SPORTS HALL OF JERKS

June 17, 2009 Angry Ward 42

by Angry Ward DALLAS, TX – Welcome everyone to the grand opening of the Professional Sports Hall of Jerks, located in beautiful Dallas, Texas. This […]

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