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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: GETTING WOUND UP AS THE SEASON WINDS DOWN

September 23, 2009 Angry Ward 20

NEW YORK, NY—This baseball season is dragging on longer than the excruciatingly bad final episode of Seinfeld. Aside from the war of attrition between the […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: LOOKING FORWARD

September 16, 2009 Angry Ward 25

NEW YORK, NY—Now that this bad horror movie of a Mets season is coming to a merciful end, it might be a good time to […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: COUNTDOWN TO AGONY

September 9, 2009 Angry Ward 23

BRISTOL, CT – Chris Berman: Nobody on the road. Nobody on the beach. I feel it in the air, the summer’s out of reach. Which […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: HE VENT THAT-A-WAY

September 2, 2009 Angry Ward 0

NEW YORK, NY – Let’s see, Short Matt’s back from Australia which means the texts and rambling voice mail messages will begin again in earnest; […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: THE “SUPER” STARS

August 26, 2009 Angry Ward 30

SAN DIEGO, CA—I needed to get away, so I’m writing today’s post from a quaint little bar down San Diego way known as The Regal […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: BRETT IT BE

August 19, 2009 Angry Ward 0

MANKATO, MINNESOTA—Thank God the Minnesota Vikings signed George Carlin’s corpse to a two-year contract yesterday. I was really missing that guy. I must have received […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: THE F**K-IT LIST

August 12, 2009 Angry Ward 19

NEW YORK, NY—For some reason, it seems to be all the rage these days for scribes at places like ESPN and SI.com to come up […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: THE LAMEST STORY EVER TOLD

August 5, 2009 Angry Ward 36

NEW YORK, NY/HOLLYWOOD, CA -That’s right, today’s column is coming from both coasts as movie producers everywhere are scrambling to get their version of this […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: CLASSIFIED INFORMATION

July 29, 2009 Angry Ward 29

NEW YORK, NY—Somewhat happy about the Mets’ winning streak, but still seething over that pathetic press conference the other day. Don’t get me wrong, it’s […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: BASEBALL REASSIGNMENT SURGERY

July 22, 2009 Angry Ward 33

VIENNA, AUSTRIA – For Mets fans, this is truly turning into the summer of our discontent. Let’s face it, we have a roster full of […]

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