Articles by Angry Ward

About Angry Ward
Angry Ward, who has admirers at the New York Times, is the quintessential angry sports fan but for one exception... he's flat-out funny. And the angrier he gets, the more amusing his work becomes. Psychiatrists say, "Angry Ward's 'anger' is a direct result of "Bronx/Mets syndrome: growing up in the Bronx as a Mets fan." As if that weren't enough, his Minnesota North Stars abandoned him for Dallas, forcing him to embrace The Wild the way Nancy Pelosi embraces Mitch McConnell at charity events. And while his Vikings only tease him with success, his Golden State Warriors actually win these days. A-Dubya is MTM's longest-tenured indentured servant, its Larry David and quite simply, "The Franchise." (Junoir Blaber disputes this). Vent, curse and giggle with him on Angry Ward Wednesdays.
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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: 2009 BASEBALL ARMAGEDDON

April 1, 2009 Angry Ward 26

NORAD COMMAND CENTER, CHEYENNE MOUNTAIN, CO– It’s the last post for old AW before the season starts, so hopefully all of you baseball sinners and […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: EAST, WEST, AND CENTRAL CASTING

March 25, 2009 Angry Ward 14

HOLLYWOOD, CA—If your baseball team were a movie character who would it be? After very little consideration and virtually no painstaking research to speak of, […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: ASK ANGRY WARD

March 18, 2009 Angry Ward 33

NEW YORK, NY—Now, more than ever, it seems like there is really no such thing as a free lunch. Everyone is out there just grabbing […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE

March 11, 2009 Angry Ward 29

NEW YORK, NY–Growing up as child of television sitcoms I don’t think there was anything that displeased me more than when one of those shows […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: FIVE STORIES WORTH WATCHING

March 4, 2009 Angry Ward 0

NEW YORK, NY—Coming to you today from the Big Apple, a city known for its hard-hitting news stories, and still a place where people (well, […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: WORKING ON MYSTERIES WITHOUT ANY CLUES

February 25, 2009 Angry Ward 0

DETROIT, MI–As today’s title suggests, we’re coming to you from the home of Bob Seger, as well as many other Rust Belt luminaries. According to […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: THIS WEAK IN BASEBALL

February 18, 2009 Angry Ward 32

McLEAN, VA – Coming to you this week from the home offices of the USA Today in order to steal their boilerplate and offer up […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY (SATURDAY EDITION): NO GUTS, JOE TORRE

February 13, 2009 Angry Ward 13

NEW YORK, NY– This is it! The height of hypocrisy! I am officially calling Joe Torre out! In the interest of full disclosure, Joe Torre, […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: DOO-DOO THE RIGHT THING?

February 11, 2009 Angry Ward 23

ARLINGTON, TX– The constant B.S. surrounding steroids and other performance-enhancing drugs in Major League Baseball is getting so deep we all better put on life […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: BROKEN PROMISES

February 4, 2009 Angry Ward 22

NEW YORK, NY—I know that today’s headline reads like one of those phony movie titles from Seinfeld, but it really has to do with this […]

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