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Big Ben: Finding Silver Linings in the Coronavirus Lockdown – with John Lennon, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Alex Ovechkin

March 24, 2020 Ben Whitney 0

WUHAN CLAN – Hey there. How are you guys handling the sheltering? Things are getting weird. But with this sudden addition of free time, we finally […]

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Big Ben Tuesday: Things We Won’t Miss When The Coronavirus is Over

March 17, 2020 Ben Whitney 0

20,000 Leagues Under the Sea: I was on a submarine for the two months with no wifi. What’d I miss? Like everyone else, I’m sitting […]

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Big Ben Tuesday: Wild Spins of the NFL QB Carousel are Coming- Brady, Rivers, Tua, Burrow

March 10, 2020 Ben Whitney 0

Location Classified: As the deadly Cononavirus ravages our species, or as the whole world overreacts to a wimpy pseudo flu, depending on who you ask, […]

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Big Ben Tuesday: The Virus and Noah’s Flood, the Rangers Likely Can’t Overcome Igor and Kreider Injuries

March 3, 2020 Ben Whitney 0

Wuhan, China: I hope you all enjoy my last submission before I go to the bunker. Next week many of us will be dead. Except […]

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Big Ben Tuesday: Three New York Hockey Players and Their Evil Dopplegangers

February 25, 2020 Ben Whitney 0

Camp Crystal Lake: There is plenty going on in the world of sports, but I’m not in the mood. Let’s do something different. Has anyone […]

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Big Ben Tuesday: Doling Out Punishment for the Houston Astros’ Scumbags

February 18, 2020 Ben Whitney 0

HOUSTON, TX – There was plenty to hate about the Houston Astros’ pathetic parade of apologies last Thursday. And no players will be disciplined and […]

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Big Ben Tuesday: New York Rangers Delicate Transfer of Power from The King to The Czar

February 11, 2020 Ben Whitney 0

BROADWAY, NYC – The end is near for Good King Henrik, as the NY Rangers are pulling the plug on the unsustainable three-goalie rotation. As […]

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Big Ben Tuesday: Did Shahanan Blow Another Super Bowl with Aggressive Play Calling Again?

February 4, 2020 Ben Whitney 0

Miami, FL: Howard Marks, the famous investor, spoke in his recent letter about not judging the quality of a decision by the outcome. Crazy right? […]

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Big Ben Tuesday: Super Bowl Prediction

January 28, 2020 Ben Whitney 0

Miami, FL: It’s hard to talk about anything in sports besides the Kobe tragedy, but that’s the last thing I want to talk about. Way […]

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Big Ben Whitney: Dissecting and Digesting a Delightful Divisional Round

January 14, 2020 Ben Whitney 0

The Road to Miami: Well it’s Tuesday. And like the dairy farmer said to his delivery guy, I’d better churn something out. It was a […]

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