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CLOSING TIME: MARIANO CLOSES IN, METS CLOSING UP

September 16, 2011 Different Matt 22

THE Bronx, NY – We’ve had a stellar week of columns so far and I’ve been charged with closing out this winning work week here […]

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A.J.’S MALAISE: LONG CON OF LONG GRIFT

September 2, 2011 Different Matt 21

BRONX, NY – Entering the sixth month of the third year of a horrible contract, A.J. Burnett seems to be doing whatever he can to […]

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FLYING BALLS: BREAKING DEREK JETER’S BALLS

August 19, 2011 Different Matt 18

“We now had the chance to break Derek Jeter’s balls.“ The Bronx, NY – You would probably have no way of knowing, but I used […]

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BURNETTOLOGY AND A-RODS POKER FACE

August 5, 2011 Different Matt 15

Lavallette, NJ – Wednesday night the Yankees were all over the White Sox’s Gavin Floyd, torching the righty for ten runs in 2.1 innings. By […]

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WHAT YOU MISSED DURING THE MTM BLACKOUT

July 22, 2011 Different Matt 11

The Interweb – For better or worse, the site is back up and running. Since we’ve come back online, the usual suspects have been conspicuously […]

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The Phases of Fandom

May 7, 2010 Different Matt 31

by Different Matt THE BRONX, NY – With the coming and going of every sports season, fans experience various levels of hope and despair about […]

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A RETURN TO NORMALCY AND PHANATICISM

April 9, 2010 Different Matt 30

by Different Matt EVERYTOWN, USA – Finally!!! Baseball is back. The regular season is underway and millions of bored people around the country now have […]

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THE BEST PUCKING WINTER GAMES EVER!

January 30, 2010 Different Matt 27

By Different Matt SOUTH DILDO, CANADA – In keeping with this week’s themes of alcohol-fueled articles, I’m taking a crack at my own alcohol-inspired, Olympic-themed […]

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ROSES & RADISHES: A BASEBALL TALE

January 16, 2010 Different Matt 14

by Different Matt YESTERYEAR, USA: It was October of 1999 and the Yankees were coming back to Yankee Stadium for game 3 of the Fall […]

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