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Replacement Matt: Will The Nets Ever Have Fans? Will They Replace The Knicks?

April 19, 2019 Replacement Matt 0

SUBURBIA, NJ – We are in the midst of perhaps the most exciting time of the year in sports; the NBA and NHL Playoffs are […]

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Replacement Matt Friday: What’s Your Walk-Up Song?

April 5, 2019 Replacement Matt 0

SALT MINES, SIBERIA – Much like our esteemed colleague Ben Whitney, my subject this week will be inspired by Elvis Andrus’ curious choice of walk […]

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Replacement Matt on Opening Day: Greatest Replacements in History

March 28, 2019 Replacement Matt 0

SUBURBIA, NJ – Since the beginning of this site I have somehow been given the designation of Replacement Matt, basically because I shared a (lack […]

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Replacement Matt Pinch-Hit Dingers re Mets, Knicks, Giants and Rangers

March 14, 2019 Replacement Matt 0

SUBURBIA, NJ – Once again I’ve been asked to step in and cover for the one alleged “sports-writing professional” on this site… who is absent […]

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Things In Sports We Will Never See Again: Bo, The Splinter, Lefty, Ali, Meet_The_Matts

Things In Sports We Will Never See Again: Bo, The Splinter, Lefty, Ali

February 21, 2019 Replacement Matt 1

SUBURBIA, NJ – After reading my esteemed colleague Angry Ward’s piece on great gambling fixes in history and touching on the 1980 Olympic Hockey team […]

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Spring Training Dispatch: Mets Crowd at Duffy’s in St. Lucie Saddest In The Universe?

February 15, 2019 Replacement Matt 0

NOTE: A flu-ridden MTM Edit Staff was tardy to the task today, after spewing waste from all orifices. To that “end,” Replacement Matt has heroically […]

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Sports Justice Handed Down On: Knicks, Mets, Giants, Boston, Kaepernick, Manning

August 26, 2017 Replacement Matt 0

BROOKLYN, NY  – In response to my recent comments on our esteemed scribes’ posts here, Management has asked me to return to the fray… so […]

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Replacement Rant: Sports Are Not Providing The Necessary Escape

June 13, 2016 Replacement Matt 16

NEW YORK,  NY – In these times, wherever we turn we are assaulted with horrible news…  horrific Facebook posts… useless click-bate… where do we turn? […]

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Mets, Innings Limits, Six-Tool Players?

August 20, 2015 Replacement Matt 10

Please take a moment and put our man Junoir Blaber and his family in your thoughts. He lost his Dad yesterday. But he’d want us […]

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Mets Are Done, Put It In The Books

July 31, 2015 Replacement Matt 13

Replacement Matt found this New York Mets script in an abandoned typewriter. INT DAY: JEFF WILPON sits at an oak desk strewn with papers, a […]

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