I'M COLD, I'M BORED, AND I'M CRANKY
 By Rex O’Rourke THE NORTH POLE – Will this winter never end? I can’t believe it’s still a month from opening day. Although I’m not […]
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JIM ROME IS NOT BURNING… FOR ME
by Rex O’Rourke DELMAR , NY – This week I’d like to update you on my, to date, futile attempt to secure an on air interview […]
STOOPID SKOOL
By Rex O’Rourke Welcome to Stoopid Skool, I’m Dr. Dunce. Let’s begin. First, I’d like to welcome all of you to our seminar. Mr. Bonds […]
THE, THE TRICKLE-OUT, THE TRICKLE-OUT THEORY
By. By Rex. By Rex O’Rourke.  This. This week’s. This week’s revelations. This week’s revelations about. This week’s revelations about A-Roid. This week’s […]
Here We Go Again
By Rex O’Rourke San Francisco Ca. – Does Barry Bonds get it? Mark McGwire? Roger Clemens? Alex Rodriguez? Do they understand what a forgiving; some […]
I NOW KNOW WILLIE PARKER'S SHOE SIZE
by: REX O’ROURKE TAMPA – The big day is here.  Two weeks of hype is over.  We now know Mike Tomlin’s age to the day, the […]
MAN IT'S COLD OUT
by Rex O’Rourke CROOKED LAKE, NY – I was driving to work on a frigid winter day about two weeks ago when I spotted a lone […]
THE COMEDIAN'S LAMENT
Washington, D.C. – I have some quotations I’d like to share with you this week. See if you can guess who provided them. “We shouldn’t […]