Fake Sandy Alderson

I used to run the Oakland A’s and the San Diego Padres. I liked it there. No one ever questioned anything I did or said. Here in New York? I don’t like it here. OPS Land. Find me anywhere Big Al Sternberg is – or here: @AldersonFake

Overrated Kevin Durant, Warriors vs Cavs, Harvey Not Mets Worry

May 31, 2016 Fake Sandy Alderson 15

JACKSON, MS—He stands at least 7 feet tall. He can shoot it from behind the arc better than anyone that size who’s ever played in […]

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Punched In Face: Joey Bats Bautista, Mets Out West, Kevin Durant

May 17, 2016 Fake Sandy Alderson 12

MOOSE JAW, SK – Something fishy overcomes you when you cross the Rainbow Bridge and enter Her Majesty’s Government. Yes, part of that may well […]

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Baseball P*ssies Jake Arrieta & Joe Maddon: Bryce Harper Ain’t Barry Bonds

May 10, 2016 Fake Sandy Alderson 12

WHITEFISH, MT – My all out effort to knock Genius Joe Maddon down a couple of couple of pegs seems to be losing steam. Particularly […]

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“Minimalist Zany?” Hey Cubs–Win Something First!

May 3, 2016 Fake Sandy Alderson 13

SKOKIE, IL – Well that wacky genius Joe Maddon is at it again. Sitting atop the Baseball world having won 18 of the Cubs‘ first […]

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No More Brady Talk! Goodell v Conrad Dobler, Isles and Mets Own NYC

April 26, 2016 Fake Sandy Alderson 29

JAMAICA ESTATES, NY – I fear that the airwaves and water cooler conversations over the next 5 months will be engorged with nothing but Deflategate; […]

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These Are NOT Your Father’s Yankees

April 22, 2016 Fake Sandy Alderson 10

BRONX, NY – Bryce Harper, Matt Harvey, and Jake Arrieta will all be free agents after the 2018 MLB Season. Manny Machado, the brilliant young […]

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Deep Thoughts with Fake Sandy Alderson: MLB, Mets

April 19, 2016 Fake Sandy Alderson 12

PANIC CITY, BLOCK C – A couple of years ago, my 4-year-old niece found herself in a bit of hot water. Seems she had drawn […]

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Sports Mount Rushmore: Kobe Done, Peyton Gone, Big Papi to Follow

April 14, 2016 Fake Sandy Alderson 23

“Please allow me to introduce myself. I’m a man of wealth and taste. I’ve been around for a long, long years…” PANIC CITY, NY – […]

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David Wright, Wrestlemania! Oh, and ESPN Still Sucks

April 5, 2016 Fake Sandy Alderson 28

SANDS POINT, NY – Sunday night was sheer bedlam at The FSA Compound. The day started with hellacious winds that overwhelmed even the vaunted preparation […]

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Mets Matt Harvey and The Angel of Death

March 29, 2016 Fake Sandy Alderson 20

RAY RAMIREZ RETIREMENT VILLAGE, HELL –Matt Harvey is in jeopardy of missing his Opening Day start this Sunday against the World Champion Kansas City Royals. […]

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