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Unwatchable! Jets Must Cut Woody Johnson

October 7, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 28

NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ – My esteemed colleague West Coast Craig passed on the opportunity to discuss the J-E-T-S yesterday. So, being the unfortunate next man […]

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Bill Belichick is a Big Fat Idiot; NFL Should Take Off Hoodie

October 2, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 21

KANSAS CITY, KS – The one game, loser go home American League Wild Card Game ended early Wednesday morning with the Kansas City Royals winning […]

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Wren & Stempy, Mets Extend Sandy, and Bobby Bo Shows us the Bronx!

September 22, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 20

BRONX, NY – From 2009 through 2013, the Atlanta Braves won no fewer than 86 games in a season. They surpassed the 90 Win total […]

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NFL Sees [Bud] Light, Groucho Gives MLB Awards, Mets and Yanks Positives?

September 18, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 18

NEW YORK, NY – Similar to yesterday’s column from my venerable colleague Angry Ward, I too am choosing NOT to mention the off-field Tsuris from […]

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Send Lawyers, Guns and Money for NFL Commissioner Goodell and Jeff Wilpon

September 11, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 36

ALSACE-LORRAINE – As Sports Days go, yesterday wasn’t too shabby. I am speaking of that rare exacta where two notorious members of the sports ruling […]

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Mets Never Saw it Coming: Mike Trout, Yasiel Puig: New MLB Kings

September 3, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 20

NEW YORK, NY – We’ve all heard these morons calling into sports talk radio, right?  You know the ones: “Hey, let’s give the Angels…Kirk Niewenhuis, […]

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Yankees Rally Horse, Mr. Met and Why Mascots Suck

August 27, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 28

DETROIT, MI – The Yankees had their 5 game winning streak snapped here last night. But their inspired play of late has kept them close […]

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Giants vs Jets. Is Eli Manning the Worst QB in the NFL?

August 21, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 19

We interrupt the Fake local Pennant Races for an important announcement.  The Yankees are going nowhere in spite of the fact that the AL East […]

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Sarah Jessica Parker, MLB Commish Bud Selig and Terry Collins Walk Into a Bar

August 14, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 16

WHITE HORSE TAVERN –Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: Horse walks into a bar. Bartender asks…”Hey, why the long face?”  Yes, you have […]

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Mission Accomplished? Mets’ Cadre of 3 and Fair Trade Coffee

August 7, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 17

Cobleskill, NY–I consider myself something of a Mets Twitter “Troll.”  I don’t think this necessarily defines me as a human being. I’ve been called way […]

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