Big Al Sternberg

Big Al Sternberg/Fake Sandy Alderson is from a not-so-nice part of Queens. But through grit and elbow-grease finds himself living on Long Island with his bride and twin 12-year-old sons. He is a sports encyclopedia… and a loose cannon. In fact, Michael Baron of Metsblog.com blocked him on Twitter. You can find The Blocked One’s Tweets here: @AldersonFake

Holy Torn NFL ACL, Batman! Jim Kelly’s Bills, Carmelo Anthony and Mets To Screw Fans

October 22, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 24

TONAWANDA, NY – Watching the NFL Network at 4:30 this morning was like watching the old Batman TV series from the 60s.  Sam Bradford? VRONK! […]

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AP was MIA and Jim Leyland must be Smokin’ Dope

October 15, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 29

DETROIT, MI – There’s a reason why managers like Jim Leyland can’t seem to win the “big one.” The 1997 Marlins, with their “go for […]

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Third Eye Blind, David Stern & Jordan Rules make NBA a Minor League Sport

October 8, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 54

TAMPA/ST. PETE – FL – Right away, I like that the MLB playoffs seemingly have some sense of urgency. By this I mean that the […]

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Giants and Jerry Reese: Jerry’s Kids Worst Since Son of Sam

September 30, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 12

EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ – In Green Bay, it never would have happened. In Denver? Not way in hell.  Foxboro? Keep moving, nothing to see here. […]

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Looking Back in Anger at MLB Picks that weren’t, Plus Jews eating Pulled Pork

September 23, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 20

BOCA RATON, FL – Let’s flash back 6 months to Spring Training 2013.  We’re having coffee outside Einstein’s Bagels on Palmetto Park Road, opposite Publix and […]

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SPORTS LIES: Sandy Alderson Is Pinocchio, I’m Ron Burgundy, Knicks Fix For Coke

September 16, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 16

Today’s Sports Lies column is co-written by Jackson D. Sternberg – who is 12,  with Fake Sandy Alderson. The Three Biggest Lies in the world? […]

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NY Giants: Bleeding Big Blue, post-Super Bowl Malaise & Flip Wilson

September 9, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 19

I’ve asked my buddy, NY Giants GM Fake Jerry Reese, to sit in for me this week. I hope you’ll make FJR feel welcome in […]

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Sexy NFL Picks? Summer BBQs & unbearable Jim Harbaugh

September 3, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 22

NEW YORK, NY – Much like flags being thrown on every single kick return in the NFL for an illegal block in the back, predictions […]

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Bernie Madoff Keeps Ruining Peoples Lives. The Mets [Matt Harvey] Keep Ruining Mine

August 26, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 31

“You’ll have to ask Matt.” – Sandy Alderson CLEVELAND, OH – I was going to start off today’s column with some innocent comments about things […]

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MLB Ballpark Review: Fenway Sucks, AT&T Rocks and Compton, too?

August 20, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 33

BOSTON, MA – I’m Trying to make this an A-Rod-Free Zone. So my PED Comment of the Week is this: I’ve witnessed many PED fueled HR Barrages over the […]

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