Big Al Sternberg

Big Al Sternberg/Fake Sandy Alderson is from a not-so-nice part of Queens. But through grit and elbow-grease finds himself living on Long Island with his bride and twin 12-year-old sons. He is a sports encyclopedia… and a loose cannon. In fact, Michael Baron of Metsblog.com blocked him on Twitter. You can find The Blocked One’s Tweets here: @AldersonFake

Confessions of a Price Gouged Mets Fan & Blue Oyster Cult

September 1, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 13

Hollywood, FL–If you’re like me, then virtually all of your ticket buying activity these days is done on Stubhub. It wasn’t always this way or […]

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Terry Collins? Joe Maddon? Mets-Red Sox? Jets-Giants? I’ll Pass, Thank you

August 28, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 20

Haverstraw, NY—We get a repeat of the fabled 1986 World Series this weekend at the big C!  Mets, RedSox duking it out for 3 games […]

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The Return of the Captain! David Wright fuels Mets Juggernaut!

August 25, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 16

Corona, NY—Hey how about that? Did you catch the game last night? Another 16 runs from the juggernaut known as your New York Mets! “The […]

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Mets’ Alderson Succumbed to Pressure-NL East Title in their Sights

August 23, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 8

Centennial, CO—I don’t know about everyone else, but I’ve been both enjoying “the ride” and running out of things to bitch about. Let’s face it, […]

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My Hall of Fame Wife, Misery at a B&B and the great Clemente

August 16, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 10

Treadwell, NY—Ever stay at a B&B? A Bed and Breakfast? Who had this ridiculous idea to start calling Hooverville era shanties charming? Was describing a […]

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Tricky Dicks: Jordan, Nats, Cowboys and The Boz

August 11, 2015 Alan Sternberg 13

DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA – One of the questions that has gone unanswered over the centuries has really never been solved: What is a Dick? No, […]

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Yankees Blew It! RIP Frank Gifford

August 10, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 11

St. Petersberg, Russia–So the pennant races are heating up and what happens?  Well, arrogance. That’s what happened.  Why arrogance? Because what else do you call […]

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Mets Rivals… Bill Cosby, Jared From Subway, John Rocker?

August 4, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 32

INTERNATIONAL FALLS, MN – Ahhh…to be transported back to the Salad days of the 1980s. Bill Cosby was America’s Dad, Jared the Subway guy was […]

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Bring Jose Reyes Back to Mets! Bring Him Home!

July 28, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 18

Denver, CO–Here it is. For 5 long years Met fans have suffered. Suffered like no other time in the team’s history. Suffered the indignity of […]

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Hey Commissioner Manfred…Is it time for Fred Wilpon to spend money yet?

July 21, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 11

Havana, Cuba–The stress and frustration of watching the Mets has taken its toll on this guy. In a weak National League, where even the Cardinals […]

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