Big Al Sternberg

Big Al Sternberg/Fake Sandy Alderson is from a not-so-nice part of Queens. But through grit and elbow-grease finds himself living on Long Island with his bride and twin 12-year-old sons. He is a sports encyclopedia… and a loose cannon. In fact, Michael Baron of Metsblog.com blocked him on Twitter. You can find The Blocked One’s Tweets here: @AldersonFake

RANGERS WIN Game 1! Wilmer!! Oh No, Not Again!!

May 17, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 9

Cheektowaga, NY—Here it is. The Anti-Column. I know our faithful reader(s) is/are expecting to find a finely crafted analysis of yesterday’s Game 1 Rangers win […]

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Brady, Red Sox, Fenway: Boston offers Worst in Sports. Plus NBA Hero Ball!

May 12, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 15

WALTHAM, MA – I had two colleagues with me most of the time while riding Amtrak last week. It doesn’t take much to find something […]

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Where Have You Gone, David Wright? Mets Nation Turns its Desperate Eyes to You

May 5, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 15

LITTLE HAVANA, FL – Mets manager Terry Collins is now officially “on the clock.” The Mets’ 15-5 start was a nice little burst to begin […]

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Alex Rodriguez Peed Yogi’s House; Yankees Won’t Pay Him, Wally Backman

April 21, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 27

“Alex Rodriguez peed on our house!” – Carmen Sucart, wife of Yuri-former A-Rod cousin, confidant, steroid mule. YOGI BERRA MUSEUM, LITTLE FALLS, NJ – As […]

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Sorry, But Mets Suck. So Does Crybaby Arte Moreno

April 13, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 25

LONG ISLAND, NY – crybaby What am I supposed to do? I’ve been rooting for this wretched team since celebrating the 1969 World Series victory […]

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Opening Day Dreams, Duke and Fat Presidents Bartolo and Taft

April 7, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 28

MIKE PENCE COMMUNITY CENTER, IN – I found some interesting tidbits to nibble (other than the Cinnamon Toast Crunch between my sofa’s cushions), as I […]

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I Still Hate Coach Calipari, Kentucky and even Ashley Judd!

March 29, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 14

“Reaching into his bag and taking out a stone, he slung it and struck the Philistine on the forehead. The stone sank into his forehead, […]

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Pete Rose Back in Baseball? Not on My Watch

March 24, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 23

YALE UNIVERSITY, NEW HAVEN CT – When Pete Rose decided to buck convention back in 1989, he did so with a level of arrogance and […]

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Paging Dr Alderson: Mets Season Already in Jeopardy!

March 16, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 17

Happy St. Patrick’s Day. Now for the news… HIALEAH, FL – Where was the adult in the room? Huh? Where the hell was he? I […]

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NFL Free Agency: Revis, Suh and MacGyver! Plus, The Fred & Terry Show

March 10, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 14

BLUE BAY DINER, FRESH MEADOWS, NY – “In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they […]

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