NFL Season Picks and Preview.
PORT JEFF, NY – The NFL season is just a few nights away! Let’s make some predictions. NFC Division Winners East Eagles. Their two biggest […]
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Angry Ward Wednesday: Tempered Metspectations, A Giants/Vikes Snoozefest, and Another Holmes Mystery
NEW YORK, NY – These days I’m finding it increasingly difficult to occupy my mind with sports. Apparently there’s this thing that happens when you get […]
Tommy Cutlets and some NFL Monday Night Fun, the Return of Zach Wilson and Joe Flacco
WHERE HOFFA IS BURIED, NJ – If you didn’t have a smile on your face watching Tommy Devito’s family celebrate the Giants’ walk off win […]
Big Ben Tuesday: Deshaun Watson Next Michael Jordan?! Plus, More Browns’ Poop
WHITE PLAINS, NY – NFL Week 8 is in the books and I’m having trouble figuring out the real contenders. You can’t expect me to […]
The Giants Win The Pennant! The Giants Win The Pennant! The Giants Win The Pennant!
LOS ANGELES, CA – It was overcast out here this morning, having rained the other night and the skies still a bruised grey. The winds […]
“HAPPY ENDINGS” Dominate Sports Weekend
Hollywood Upstairs Massage Parlor – Sorry to draw you in with my lurid innuendo, but a lot of sports stuff came to fruition in the […]
THE ART OF THE NEWS BLACKOUT: STAYING IN TIVO COMA
By Rex O’Rourke THE BRONX, N.Y. – Nobody likes a rain-out; not the players, the fans, the networks, or anyone relying on the game as […]
A CABLE SNAPS; NFL HEAD COACH BREAKS JAW
OAKLAND, CA – There’s not a whole lot that gets our attention in these parts, what with the Athletics, Warriors and Raiders stinking up their […]