Big Ben Tuesday: Patriots Kickers, Peeping Cowboys, and Terrible 80s Comedies
STAMFORD, CT – Let’s get this over with. Um, I mean, Happy Tuesday! We’re talking Patriots Kickers, Peeping Cowboys, and Terrible 80s Comedies. The Rookie […]
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Angry Ward Wednesday: NFL FILMS – Your AFC Team’s Spirit Animal Movie
BRONX, NY – I’m writing this sure-to-be-gem just a couple of scant hours before kickoff of the massive Monday Night Jets/Browns tilt. I can barely control […]
Big Ben: Ranking the Potential Super Bowl Match-ups
Atlanta, GA: With all the top seeds advancing, we have two excellent championship games on tap. Both home teams are favored by around a field goal. […]
FREE NFL Picks, Notes and Nuggets from Cheesy Bruin
MARLBORO, NY – Thank heaven the NFL regular season is here because I really struggle to write something for this still-chugging sports website being held […]
Probe Owl Spectacular! NFL Stinker in the Desert like Bad WWF
SCOTTSDALE, AZ – Hi folks, I’m writing about the Pro Bowl today! Wait , can I even say “Pro Bowl” without expressed written consent? To […]
I CAN'T SEE A THING WITHOUT MY GLASSES
by West Coast Craig TEAGEL OPTOMETRY, L.A. – For the first time in my life, I’m a man wearing glasses. When the optometrists learned how […]