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No Technology Tour Ends with A-Rod, Tiger Woods, LeBron

June 21, 2015 Cheesy Bruin 4

THE STICKS, NY – My lawn looks worse than Chambers Bay Golf Course in Washington state, where the U.S. Open Championship is being held but […]

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Biblical Mets! Noah vs. Moses! Sandy Doing Good?!

June 15, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 14

NIRVANA, MI – “Well, Hi again, everybody! What a beautiful day for baseball! Nothing but a few high, puffy, cumulus, otherwise harmless clouds up above. […]

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Sports-less Summer, NY Mets Frauds, Soccer Season, Joe Torre

June 13, 2015 Junoir Blaber 6

EL BARIO, BRONX – Yup! I am back again! Three straight days of good-looking bald black correspondents. The world may not be ready. Well, ready […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: And the Sports Scrubs Shall Inherit the Earth

June 10, 2015 Angry Ward 13

BRONX, NY – There’s no way to sugarcoat this, so I’m just gonna say it. WE ARE AT THE END OF DAYS, people. American Pharoah […]

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Stanley Cup Finals, Jenner’s lost Olympic Moments

June 4, 2015 GrindingAx 20

TAMPA BAY, FL – Although it is painful to write about this, someone has to do it. While most of the RangersĀ are teeing up like […]

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Hungry Ward Wednesday: Yankee Steak House?

June 3, 2015 Angry Ward 22

New York, NY – I don’t know how else to say this, so I’m just going to say it: Last Saturday night I ate dinner […]

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Burn Notice for: NBA, Terry Collins, Isiah Thomas, Phil Jackson

June 1, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 24

MIAMI BEACH, FL – I stumbled on to an old USA Network series a few months ago called Burn Notice. It’s about a CIA spy […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Letterman Lives On… In Sports

May 27, 2015 Angry Ward 22

NEW YORK, NY – One week ago today, late-night television icon David Letterman wrapped up a three-plus decade run with a final show at New […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: What’s Great and What Sucks About Your Favorite Sport

May 20, 2015 Angry Ward 17

BRONX, NY – I’ve watched more of the NHL playoffs this year than I have since I was a teenager, and it’s been pretty darn […]

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Apocalypse is Nigh! Youth Baseball in Big Trouble and FSA Can’t Save it!

May 19, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 13

FRANKLIN, TN – When Jerry Maguire walked out of that hospital room after visiting a severely concussed client of his, he had an epiphany. An […]

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