Angry Ward Wednesday: More Sports Movies I’m Gonna Make When I Grow Up
BRONX, NY – I’ve decided to take a quick break from writing my Master’s thesis on heaven and hell themes in 1970s WPIX Children’s programming and […]
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Angry Ward Wednesday: I Swear this Was Gonna Be a Good Column
BRONX, NY – I am done. Seriously. Done. I had all but completed yet another Angry Ward Wednesday post back around 9 pm EST on […]
MET CASTOFF DISPOSES OF SMELLY SOX
By Rex O’Rourke LONDON, ENGLAND – With apologies to Jimmy Page and Robert Plant, it’s time for another song parody from Rex (with a little […]
SPORTS HEAVEN ON EARTH: FREE BEER IN VERMONT
This article brought to you by the Brewers Ass. Of America OMIGOD, VERMONT – After a lengthy and thoroughly conclusive study, NASA just released the […]
JERRY'S KIDS NEED GEORGE STEINBRENNER
LOS ANGELES, CA – Whose suitcase would be packed first? Whose contract would be eaten so that the Nats would take said luggage? How many […]
CHICKEN LITTLE, JUSTIN TUCK & F.SCOTT FITZGERALD
CITY OF HEAVENLY TRANQUILITY, CHINA – It has been a tumultuous Spring Training for us citizens of Mattville. We’ve had to deal with one calamity […]