Sign Stealing: How Much Does It Matter?

January 10, 2020 The Matts 0

“Houston, we’ve had a problem here.” – John (“Jack”) Swigert NEW YORK, NY – The above quote is the actual representation of the oft-used historic […]

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Angry Ward Calhoun: MLB Hall of Fame, NBA Hoops, Zombie Knicks, Horrendous Super Bowl Hype Week, Meet_The_Matts

Angry Ward: Hall of Fame, Hoops, and Horrendous Super Bowl Hype Week

January 23, 2019 Angry Ward 1

Ken Griffey Jr.? Three douchebags failed to vote for him. Tom Seaver? 5 a-holes saw it clear to leave him off. Hank Aaron? 9 obviously- racist f**kheads didn’t vote for him.

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Babe Ruth Mariners, Sports Quiz, Meet The Matts

Sports Quiz. 5 Questions re Kyrie, DeMarcus, Mariners, Yankees, Odell, Adrian Peterson

July 5, 2018 Buddy Diaz 0

SPANISH HARLEM – Happy 5th of July! I know it’s not a thing but welcome to my world. Here’s a Sports Quiz that the likes […]

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2018 Top Five MLB Questions Answered: Wright, Stanton, Bumgarner, Harper, Longoria

January 5, 2018 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY – The literal and figurative Hot Stoves are working overtime this week, especially in the northeast’s  bomb cyclone areas. With Spring Training […]

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Glug, Glug, Glug: Mets Ship Sinking, Rangers, Yanks Predators Chugging

May 7, 2017 Cheesy Bruin 16

MARLBORO, NY – It was on this date in 1915 that a German submarine sank the Lusitania and thrust the U.S. of A. into World […]

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Baseball P*ssies Jake Arrieta & Joe Maddon: Bryce Harper Ain’t Barry Bonds

May 10, 2016 Fake Sandy Alderson 12

WHITEFISH, MT – My all out effort to knock Genius Joe Maddon down a couple of couple of pegs seems to be losing steam. Particularly […]

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Yankees Greats Ruth, DiMaggio, The Mick and…Graeme Lloyd?

May 26, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 26

Melbourne, FL–There wasn’t a dry eye in the House on Sunday evening. Bernie Williams had his very good career properly recognized at Yankee Stadium. Bernie […]

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Famous Sports Mouths: Ali, Cosell and Tony Gwynn?

April 12, 2015 Cheesy Bruin 11

NEW YORK, NY – Today marks the beginning of Oral, Head and Neck Cancer Awareness Week, which ends on April 18th. This is a cause […]

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Spring Forward? Sports Time Machine Sees Wildcats, Mets, Yanks, Knicks, Horses

March 8, 2015 Cheesy Bruin 13

COXSACKIE, NY – Spring ahead as the saying goes when it’s time to turn the clocks ahead in observance of daylight savings time – or […]

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Home Run, Hit Kings: Alex Rodriguez & Pete Rose Cooperstown Worthy?

February 15, 2015 Cheesy Bruin 3

BRUINSVILLE, NY – A WWF wrestling script couldn’t have been penned any better than what was revealed recently regarding Alex Rodriguez. The villainous A-Rod returns […]

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