Thought You Had A Bad Day? Ask Belichick, Dykstra, Brunell & Sandusky About Theirs
Monday Monday -It was the ever-unusual combo or raining and cold here in Los Angeles yesterday (and yes, in the fifties is freezing if you […]
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COOKIE’s CORN(ON)ER: DEAD IN THE WATER
NEW YORK, NY – Hi there kiddies. Seems like The Matts paid the website mongos and we’re back up and running. Naturally, the site went […]
OLYMPIC TALE TUESDAY: VONN CUTS CHEESE AND ALL BODES WELL
Vonn, Miller and a friend “relax” in Vancouver. BRITISH COLUMBIA – Like Australia and the United States, British Columbia is yet another jewel of Mother […]
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MATTVILLE, USA – As Grandma Erna talks quilts, Aunt Lila serves up the homemade applesauce and Uncle Bernie pops a Schaeffer, we can’t help but […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: THE SECOND ANNUAL GOLDEN TURKEY AWARDS
WICHITA, KS – Welcome to the luxurious Braidwood Inn in beautiful downtown Wichita for the 2nd Annual Golden Turkey Awards. These Thanksgiving-themed trophies go to […]
OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!
by West Coast Craig Carson — The quick rundown on sports this weekend reads like this: MTM’s King Rex went two for three again yesterday, […]
DOIN' TIME: PLAXICO GOT TOO MUCH
RIKER’S ISLAND, NY – Perhaps, if Plaxico Burress simply had a taller lawyer. After all, court stature means something, doesn’t it? Anyway, a severe case […]
NFL A TO Z
By Rex O’Rourke Canton, Ohio A is for Atlanta. You won’t be sneaking up on anybody this year. Enjoy those road games at Dallas, The […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: HE VENT THAT-A-WAY
NEW YORK, NY – Let’s see, Short Matt’s back from Australia which means the texts and rambling voice mail messages will begin again in earnest; […]