Coming to Your Ballpark: Tarps Off
My shirt came off and my fat body was exposed, as I think I now have the record as the oldest “Tarps Off” participant among these youngsters.
Bleacher Creatures
Hey, Devin Williams: Just Say “I Sucked!”
I asked him if they won. Oakley responded, “Yeah we beat ‘em!” I then asked, “How did you do?” The Enforcer responded, “I sucked!”
The Bastards at MLB See Nothing Wrong!
As of Monday, the price of that ticket is $20,684. THAT’S DOLLARS. I want to apologize to that evil scalper from back in the day… I miss him dearly.
Soto The Bozo
NEW YORK, NY – It was 12 years ago when 19-year-old Washington Nationals outfielder Bryce Harper responded to a reporter’s question with the infamous line […]
All Rise and Shout: “See Ya!” to Aaron Judge
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – What if Aaron Judge decides to play out West? It won’t be the first time the Yankees had a slugger bolt. […]
The Yankees Drop the Soap Again… For Billy F*ckin Crystal
WHITESTONE, NY – I’ve waited for the whining and bickering from NY Yankees‘ pitcher Gerrit Cole to quiet down so I can give my take […]
CIVIL WAR IN NYC: ONE MAN'S TORMENT
by Yankees Suck… As [edited] by the MTM Censors NEW YORK, NY – What is best in life? Conan the Barbarian summed it up perfectly: […]