Cookie’s Corner: Sports Babe Shares Deep Olympic Thoughts, Happy Bobby Valentine’s Day!
FROZEN TUNDRA, CT – Happy Bobby Valentine’s Day, everyone! Enough snow for ya here in the Northeast?! Another snow day here and more piles of […]
Bob Costas
Is it Boob or Bob Costas: Let’s Take A Look
I’m already on the record for taking NBC’s Bob Costas to task for being a cranky old man who is out of touch with the […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: 24 Hours In Angry Sports Fan’s Life
NEW YORK, NY – (Monday 7 am) My kid woke me up this morning at 5 am shrieking like a harridan about all kinds of […]
COMMENTARY ON COMMENTATORS
by Junior Blaber BROOKLYN, NY – I was watching the USA v Netherlands soccer game the other day and was amazed when I how bad […]
ICE OR EYESORE
“I used to have a wild time with 3 women until 5 a.m., but I am getting older. In the Olympic Village here, I will […]
OLYMPIC TALE TUESDAY: VONN CUTS CHEESE AND ALL BODES WELL
Vonn, Miller and a friend “relax” in Vancouver. BRITISH COLUMBIA – Like Australia and the United States, British Columbia is yet another jewel of Mother […]
THE BEST PUCKING WINTER GAMES EVER!
By Different Matt SOUTH DILDO, CANADA – In keeping with this week’s themes of alcohol-fueled articles, I’m taking a crack at my own alcohol-inspired, Olympic-themed […]
COOKIE's CORNER: SAVING FACE
DR. MENGELE’S LAB, PARTS UNKNOWN – This week’s press has been all aflutter with uber-media whore and absolute ZERO, Heidi Montag (her name doesn’t deserve […]