Week 5 NFL Picks & Cheerleader Pix
PHILADELPHIA, PA – After a horrific week of going 0-4, and having my laptop screen explode in a way not covered by the warranty, it’s […]
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Week 2 NFL Picks
NEW YORK, NY – NFL lines-makers were on the mark in what is normally an unpredictable first few weeks of kickoffs, as five games were […]
Horse-Drawn Miscarriage of Inside Information: Best Track Movies
NEW YORK, NY – Ever since the first wave of Italian immigrants hit Ellis Island over one hundred years ago, these WOPs (WithOut Papers) were […]
Hallelujah! It’s NFL Preview Time!
HOFSTRA, NY – The most recent heat wave had me eating refreshing tomato sandwiches with salt and mayo on Kaiser rolls, so as to do […]
Say Ahh! Dentists, Hockey Teeth, Michael Douglas and Cancer
BOSTON, MA – We interrupt the comedic spin on MTM to bring you this important Public Service Announcement not from the Ad Council. Get to […]
Keep Calm: Its Just the NHL Playoffs
Medicine Hat, AB – Its only the start of the second round of the NHL playoffs and already my nerves are shot. That seven game […]
Couldn’t Stand The Weather: Rain Clouds In NHL Playoffs
DURHAM, NC – “Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains. Think about that for a while.” – Ebby Calvin “Nuke” Laloosh TORONTO, CANADA […]
NHL Playoff Predictions
CHICAGO, IL – The Short Boss had technology do his dirty work by requesting my pinch-hit appearance today through email and text, much like Pat […]
Spring Training, Hot-Weather Hockey and College Football
SARASOTA, FL – There’s something about doing 85mph in a motor vehicle and chewing up the highway on a long trip that makes a man […]
Preacher’s Row: Damned Yanks, Cursed Capriati, Blessed Braves, Amanda Marcum
ATLANTA, GA – Its been another sin-interesting week in sports, folks. The Yankees whole left infield (and season) now in serious doubt, a sudden rise […]