Week 6 NFL Picks: 58% and Rising: Over, Under, Favorite, Underdog
NORTH SALEM, NY – Sometimes life throws you so many curve balls, that you just want to see a frickin’ gasser right down the pike […]
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Sports, Death & Dignity: Javon Belcher & Hector Camacho
THE MORTUARY – Last week I wrote a memorial for boxer Hector “Macho” Camacho, who caught a bullet in the head while snorting coke […]
Cheesy Bruin’s Ruthian-like .714 Winning NFL Picks %
PITTSBURGH, PA – The recurring theme on MTM Sundays is a 3-1 win-loss record of solid betting advice. Last week was no different with Miami […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Clancy, Cleveland, NY Giants, Yanks & Columbus Day
NEW YORK, NY – It was a long, kinda exhausting, weekend that kicked off Friday night seeing a friend’s play (that’s right, I have friends […]
NFL COACHES SHOULD RENT, NOT BUY
by Junior Blaber “Uh, Coach? The General Manager will see you now.” BUFFALO, NY – Yesterday was black Monday in the NFL; the official start […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: FAMOUS MISHEARD SPORTS QUOTES
NEW YORK, NY – We’re taking a break from our regularly scheduled holiday-themed columns to bring you this sensitive think piece on the spoken word. […]
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MATTVILLE, USA – As Grandma Erna talks quilts, Aunt Lila serves up the homemade applesauce and Uncle Bernie pops a Schaeffer, we can’t help but […]
MET CASTOFF DISPOSES OF SMELLY SOX
By Rex O’Rourke LONDON, ENGLAND – With apologies to Jimmy Page and Robert Plant, it’s time for another song parody from Rex (with a little […]