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Alternative Mets Timelines, Braves V Dodgers, Rays headed to ALCS?

October 9, 2020 Replacement Matt 0

MAPLEWOOD, NJ – Greetings… Any day I can get up and walk around after seeing the deadly cancer take out another of my heroes registers […]

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Let’s Go, Mets Go! Not This Year. Plus More on A-Rod & J-Lo

July 19, 2020 Cheesy Bruin 0

BRIGANTINE, NJ – When your as idle as I am, I’m not sure using the word vacation is applicable, but that’s what I’m doing with […]

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Yankees Will Lose Because of Joe Biden. Plus: Goose Gossage, Tim Tebow, Mets

March 7, 2020 Matt McCarthy 0

NOTE: The Coronavirus is NOT something Mets fans have been suffering with, like Bell’s Palsy, for all but two year years of the team’s existence. […]

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Spring Training Angst?! POTUS Bellinger, Apologetic Mets

February 15, 2020 Matt McCarthy 0

PORT ST. LUCIE, FL – The rose pedals are still on the satin sheets. The half-eaten box of chocolates lies open on the coffee table. […]

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Replacement Matt: Beltran Out. Cora Ejected. Here Are Replacements

January 17, 2020 Replacement Matt 0

FLUSHING, TOILET – Well lookie here, the New York Metropolitans have succumbed to pressure and agreed to [Almost] Manager Carlos Beltran stepping down in the […]

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Replacement Matt Friday: Sh*tty Start To NFL Season, Mets Fans Stages of Met Grief

September 6, 2019 Replacement Matt 0

EYE OF HURRICANE, ATLANTIC OCEAN – Hey Kids! Ya miss me? I’m back with another edition of stuff for my massive fanbase and readership. It’s […]

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Blockbuster Blackout MLB Trades You May Not Know Of

July 14, 2019 The Matts 0

NEW YORK, NY – For those of you just stirring from a coma or hiding in a fallout shelter, there was a Big Apple blackout […]

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Major League Baseball Second Half Starts With Trades Looming

July 12, 2019 Different Matt 0

“This could be the end of the Mets core pitching staff …” –Different Matt NEW YORK, NY – With the All-Star Game in the rear-view […]

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Major League Pitching Problems, London MLB Flop

July 1, 2019 Cheesy Bruin 0

BLOOMINGBURG, NY – The NFL season can’t get here fast enough for me since all I’m left with to watch on television is baseball. This […]

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Big Ben: Die Hard Proves NHL Superior to MLB

June 18, 2019 Ben Whitney 0

STAMFORD, CT – As superfan Laila kissed the Cup during the Blues’ championship celebration, a tear rolled down my face. This was the first tear […]

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