Alternative Mets Timelines, Braves V Dodgers, Rays headed to ALCS?
MAPLEWOOD, NJ – Greetings… Any day I can get up and walk around after seeing the deadly cancer take out another of my heroes registers […]
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Let’s Go, Mets Go! Not This Year. Plus More on A-Rod & J-Lo
BRIGANTINE, NJ – When your as idle as I am, I’m not sure using the word vacation is applicable, but that’s what I’m doing with […]
Yankees Will Lose Because of Joe Biden. Plus: Goose Gossage, Tim Tebow, Mets
NOTE: The Coronavirus is NOT something Mets fans have been suffering with, like Bell’s Palsy, for all but two year years of the team’s existence. […]
Spring Training Angst?! POTUS Bellinger, Apologetic Mets
PORT ST. LUCIE, FL – The rose pedals are still on the satin sheets. The half-eaten box of chocolates lies open on the coffee table. […]
Replacement Matt: Beltran Out. Cora Ejected. Here Are Replacements
FLUSHING, TOILET – Well lookie here, the New York Metropolitans have succumbed to pressure and agreed to [Almost] Manager Carlos Beltran stepping down in the […]
Replacement Matt Friday: Sh*tty Start To NFL Season, Mets Fans Stages of Met Grief
EYE OF HURRICANE, ATLANTIC OCEAN – Hey Kids! Ya miss me? I’m back with another edition of stuff for my massive fanbase and readership. It’s […]
Blockbuster Blackout MLB Trades You May Not Know Of
NEW YORK, NY – For those of you just stirring from a coma or hiding in a fallout shelter, there was a Big Apple blackout […]
Major League Baseball Second Half Starts With Trades Looming
“This could be the end of the Mets core pitching staff …” –Different Matt NEW YORK, NY – With the All-Star Game in the rear-view […]
Major League Pitching Problems, London MLB Flop
BLOOMINGBURG, NY – The NFL season can’t get here fast enough for me since all I’m left with to watch on television is baseball. This […]
Big Ben: Die Hard Proves NHL Superior to MLB
STAMFORD, CT – As superfan Laila kissed the Cup during the Blues’ championship celebration, a tear rolled down my face. This was the first tear […]