Die-Hard, Meet_The_Matts, Ben Whitney, 2020 Alternative Christmas Classics

Big Ben’s Christmas Special: 2020 Alternate Endings to Five Christmas Classics

December 22, 2020 Ben Whitney 0

NORTH POLE – As you may have heard, 2020 sucked. In a fruitless attempt to cope, I’ve been watching Christmas classics. I’m wondering how these […]

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Like A Mets Closer, I Couldn’t Finish. Plus, Art Modell, Dave Chappelle, Yogi Berra, Alec Baldwin

November 6, 2020 Cam James 0

DENVER, CO – Approximately one in four MTM contributors over twelve experience column dysfunction after four beers. Normally, I drink more beers, as that usually […]

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Big Ben: Die Hard Proves NHL Superior to MLB

June 18, 2019 Ben Whitney 1

STAMFORD, CT – As superfan Laila kissed the Cup during the Blues’ championship celebration, a tear rolled down my face. This was the first tear […]

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Big Ben Tuesday: Burt Reynolds, Kirk Cousins, and the Butterfly Effect

September 11, 2018 Ben Whitney 0

Cahulawassee River, Georgia: In chaos theory, butterfly effect refers to one small change in one state of a deterministic nonlinear systems resulting in large differences in […]

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