NHL Sells Soul to ESPN

March 12, 2021 Cam James 0

DENVER, CO – Before getting to the headline: NHL Sells Soul to ESPN, let’s consider the following: Baseball: Nine players stand still for ninety percent […]

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Sports Quid Pro Cuomos: Sports Deals re Dak Prescott, Mitch Trubisky, Jets, Dolphins

February 26, 2021 Cam James 0

*NOTE: Cam’s use of the word “torpedo” stems from MTM Censors swapping that word in for words he’s attempted to use in the past that […]

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Not a Super Bowl Column. Not About The Stolen Super Bowl. Let’s Talk Sports Movie Songs

February 12, 2021 Cam James 1

ST LOUIS/DENVER – No. I’m not going to do it. I am not going to write about the abomination of a sporting event that happened […]

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14 Reasons Kirk Cousins Is The Best Quarterback of All Time.

January 29, 2021 Cam James 0

TUMBLEWEED, CO – Some teams have great quarterbacks. Some teams have mediocre quarterbacks. Some teams have bad quarterbacks. Only Angry Ward’s Vikings are lucky enough […]

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When The Luck Runs Out. All-Time Favorite Bankrupt Athletes from Evander Kane to Latrell Sprewell

January 15, 2021 Cam James 0

SMOKE ‘EM, CO – Powerball tickets… got ’em. Mega Millions tickets… got ’em. Fantasy Football championship… got it (with a 5-8 regular season record, which […]

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#COVID Carousel Hot Seat Hot Takes: Who Should Get Fired, Who Should Stay.

December 11, 2020 Cam James 0

DENVER, CO – It’s firing season! Coaches are jumping on carousels. NBA contracts aren’t being renewed. Entire baseball leagues are disappearing left and right. NCAA […]

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Like A Mets Closer, I Couldn’t Finish. Plus, Art Modell, Dave Chappelle, Yogi Berra, Alec Baldwin

November 6, 2020 Cam James 0

DENVER, CO – Approximately one in four MTM contributors over twelve experience column dysfunction after four beers. Normally, I drink more beers, as that usually […]

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WTFTNFSMD!!! NFC Least, NFL’s Flaccid Fools; Giants v Eagles or Trump v Biden

October 23, 2020 Cam James 1

DENVER, CO  – The weekend, before last I spent four days walking tirelessly in pursuit of the only thing more elusive than a NFC Least […]

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GOLF Is The Greatest Four-Letter Word & More Entertaining Sports Language

September 18, 2020 Cam James 1

DENVER, CO – Next up in the scrambled, out-of-place 2020 sports schedule is the U.S. Open. For some reason, half of the readers of this […]

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Our Kids’ Kids’ Terrifying Future: Mark McGwire, Kanye West, XFL, ST. Louis Blues, Joe Namath?

August 7, 2020 Cam James 0

DENVER, CO – Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?  Where’s Waldo?  Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Dude, Where’s my Car?  What’s Eating Gilbert Grape?  […]

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