Big Ben Whitney: QB Carousel Spins Wildly, Divisional Power Shifts

March 22, 2022 Ben Whitney 0

STAMFORD, CT – This has been one of the wildest NFL offseasons in recent memory, with several surprises and big name players changing addresses. The […]

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Big Ben on Lying Scumbags: Gregg Williams Uses “It Wasn’t Me” Defense & Bill Belichick Plays Dumb

September 17, 2019 Ben Whitney 0

EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ – There’s an old Eddie Murphy bit in Raw where he advises a man caught cheating to deny it no matter what. […]

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Big Ben Tuesday: Bad Start for New York Football, Pats are Worst Franchise Ever

September 10, 2019 Ben Whitney 0

A SWAMP IN NJ – Sooooooo, who’s ready for some Daniel Jones? It was a rough weekend for the New York football teams. The Jets […]

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Big Ben: Things You Should Have Done Instead of Watching Horrible Super Bowl

February 5, 2019 Ben Whitney 0

SNOOZEVILLE, USA – Was that Downton Abbey or the Super Bowl? Holy hell was that boring. The only thing worse than the game was the […]

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Big Ben: Ranking the Potential Super Bowl Match-ups

January 15, 2019 Ben Whitney 0

Atlanta, GA: With all the top seeds advancing, we have two excellent championship games on tap. Both home teams are favored by around a field goal. […]

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Big Ben’s Super Bowl Recap: Brick Hands Brady Terminated by Pederson’s Mighty Balls

February 6, 2018 Ben Whitney 0

Now that the Super Bowl is over, it’s time to talk about the Knicks. They suck. Now back to football. That game had more plot […]

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Big Ben’s Worst Super Bowl Match-up Ever Preview: Getting in Brady’s Head, What’s a Giants Fan To Do? Go Pats?!

January 30, 2018 Ben Whitney 0

MINNEAPOLIS, MN – I am trying to find something to care about in the Worst Super Bowl Match-up Ever. When I heard about Tom Brady’s […]

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Broncos Bustin’ Madison Avenue Manning? Or Just Greedy SOB?

February 8, 2016 Fake Sandy Alderson 25

FORT COLLINS, CO – As Peyton Manning began racing across the Levi Stadium grass as time expired, you’d think he’d be sprinting towards his wife, […]

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Greg Hardy Beat the SH”&*%^T out of a Woman; Tom Brady Gets Same Ban?

September 3, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 7

245 Park Ave. NY, NY–I think we can all agree that this is one more hackneyed story that has been bludgeoned, beaten, and bloodied to […]

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PROP BETS for the Super Big Game Bowl!

February 1, 2015 Cheesy Bruin 21

FROZEN, NY – The first Sunday in February means one thing and one thing only; it’s the biggest football game of the year. It’s so […]

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