NHL Free Agency: Artemi Panarin Suitors, Repercussions, Zuc

June 28, 2019 Different Matt 1

NEW YORK, NY – With NHL Free Agency starting Monday, Rangers fans are wondering whether the Blueshirts will land a Blue Jacket… Artemi Panarin. The […]

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Replacement Matt: Will The Nets Ever Have Fans? Will They Replace The Knicks?

April 19, 2019 Replacement Matt 0

SUBURBIA, NJ – We are in the midst of perhaps the most exciting time of the year in sports; the NBA and NHL Playoffs are […]

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Top 5 Sports Story Ever? Islanders Dynasty Secret: Softball Hero Glenn Ecklund

May 16, 2016 West Coast Craig 15

HOLLYWOOD, CA – This year’s Uniondale New York Brooklyn Islanders of Nassau County had a magical run. But it came to an end last week […]

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Sports Mount Rushmore: Kobe Done, Peyton Gone, Big Papi to Follow

April 14, 2016 Fake Sandy Alderson 23

“Please allow me to introduce myself. I’m a man of wealth and taste. I’ve been around for a long, long years…” PANIC CITY, NY – […]

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Take Another Shot of Courage Peyton, LeBron

January 19, 2016 Fake Sandy Alderson 14

INTERNATIONAL FALLS, MN – It’s freezing outside. A young man’s gaze has turned to the sun baked fields of South Florida. Pitchers and Catchers are […]

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Mets’ Sandy Alderson Faints! Martha Ford Rants! And Van Halen Still Rocks!

November 6, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 7

Back in 1989, the U.S. Army needed to “coax” nominal “General” Manuel Noriega out of hiding. Seems ‘ole Nori had taken political refuge and set […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Pats, Pucks, Baseball and More. February No Longer Sucks

February 4, 2015 Angry Ward 26

BRONX, NY – It’s February, the Super Bowl is over, everything in the Northeast is encased in a block of ice, and this is normally […]

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Patriots Balls, Peyton’s Coach, Scherzer Bounty, Knicks, Islanders

January 20, 2015 GrindingAx 48

In the Office – While most of the Management and Staff are throwing down various concoctions [getting cut-off] at Bourbon Street on West 46th Street, […]

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Baseball Over is Over so it’s Hockey Preview Time!

August 22, 2014 Different Matt 11

New York, NY – Yesterday the Yankees finally won a game against a team so bad that the National League disowned them. The Yanks are […]

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Knicks, Islanders, Mets: Blue and Orange Blues

March 2, 2014 Cheesy Bruin 18

5 BOROUGHS, NY – A little color association is in store for today’s column because in terms of the Knicks, Islanders & Mets, we’re singing […]

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