Yankee Aces and Giant Injuries
The Bronx, NY – The Yankees have been playing some halfway decent baseball recently. They took two out of three in Beantown before coming home […]
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Guest Columnist John Sterling Practices Schtick for New Yankees
SECRET BUNKER, FL – A man hunches over his desk, scribbling madly and chattering non-stop to himself. We see that it’s none other than the […]
2014 Sports Predictions
NEW YORK , NY – Let’s face it: 2013 has been awful for New York sports fans. The Yankees and Mets both sucked. The Jets […]
Cookie’s Corner: Thank Jesus for Hanukkah Harry Sports News!
NEW YORK, NY – Well, another year, another festival of lights pissed away. And while people were calling it Thanksgivingkkuh and all sorts of things, I […]
Hot Stove Is A Microwave Lately
DENVER, CO – You read that dateline right, I’m writing from the Mile High City. I don’t know how sea-level teams come up here for […]
Cookie’s Corner: Hannukah Harry Sports and Celeb Wish List
NEW YORK, NY – Here we are… just days away from Thanksgiving. Floats are getting blown, turkeys are getting stuffed and Black Friday tramplefests will […]
WALK THE WALK: SHUT UP & BUILD A TEAM FOR $125 MIL
UTOPIA, KS – Okay, we’ve all been armchair General Managers and/or bile-spewing critics of our team’s moves, lack of moves, contracts tendered, contracts not given, […]