Big Ben Whitney: QB Carousel Spins Wildly, Divisional Power Shifts
STAMFORD, CT – This has been one of the wildest NFL offseasons in recent memory, with several surprises and big name players changing addresses. The […]
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Big Ben Tuesday: Packers on MNF, Yankees Holding on by a Thin Thread, Residual Giants’ Anger
Stamford, CT: So I’m enjoying some Monday Night Football, sucking down my second bourbon, but something was nagging at me. Woah, it’s Monday, I better […]
Big Ben Tuesday: Sam is out, Zach is in. Jets trade Darnold and opt for the BYU Rookie.
NOTE: Management inserted Mr. Met in the cover photo. His expression says all that needs to be said. EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ: The Jets ended the […]
Sports Rain Man: Stafford Trade, Matz Trade, Angelou on DeAngelo
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – Happy February! It was 3AM into this snow-drenched month and after finally putting my son to bed for a 3rd […]
Big Ben Tuesday: Super Wild Card Round Thoughts and Division Round Predictions
STAMFORD, CT – If you were looking for a sign that 2021 is going to be better than 2020, how about Super Wildcard Wild Card […]
Big Ben Tuesday: 2021 NFL QB Carousel, Predicting Every Team’s Starting QB
STAMFORD, CT – Another wild NFL week is in the books. The Jets are on fire and the Giants can somehow still win the division. […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Football Hands, Deranged Yanks Fans, and Ho Hum Heavyweights
BRONX, NY – Hey, everyone! It’s the sh!ttiest day of the week, as we count down the final days of the sh!ttiest month of the year. […]
Big Ben: As QBs Start to Move, New York Giants Weigh Their Options
East Rutherford, NJ – It’s 11 PM and I ain’t got nothin’ done. I don’t want to Karl Malone it in, so I’ll let it […]
Angry Ward: Hall of Fame, Hoops, and Horrendous Super Bowl Hype Week
Ken Griffey Jr.? Three douchebags failed to vote for him. Tom Seaver? 5 a-holes saw it clear to leave him off. Hank Aaron? 9 obviously- racist f**kheads didn’t vote for him.
Big Ben Whitney: Rapid Fire NFL Week 15, Hedging Misery Bets for Vegas
INDIANAPOLIS, IN –NFL Week 15is in the books and we’re separating the contenders from the pretenders, the wheat from the chaff and the wanna-bes and […]