Angry Ward Wednesday: Which Christmas Movie is Your Favorite Sports Team
NEW YORK, NY – It’s already December 15 so, let me just say for everyone, holy f**king sh!t! I thought time was only supposed to fly […]
John McClane
Big Ben’s Christmas Special: 2020 Alternate Endings to Five Christmas Classics
NORTH POLE – As you may have heard, 2020 sucked. In a fruitless attempt to cope, I’ve been watching Christmas classics. I’m wondering how these […]
Big Ben: Die Hard Proves NHL Superior to MLB
STAMFORD, CT – As superfan Laila kissed the Cup during the Blues’ championship celebration, a tear rolled down my face. This was the first tear […]
Big Ben Tuesday: Burt Reynolds, Kirk Cousins, and the Butterfly Effect
Cahulawassee River, Georgia: In chaos theory, butterfly effect refers to one small change in one state of a deterministic nonlinear systems resulting in large differences in […]