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What If George Steinbrenner Owned the Mets?

May 25, 2018 The Matts 0

FLUSHING, NY – Such is the current (okay, constant) State of the NY Mets, that even after a hope-filled Steven Matz win, this died-dyed-in-the-wool fan […]

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Chinese New Year Edition: Biggest Roosters in Sports [Ahem]

January 29, 2017 Cheesy Bruin 7

MARLBORO, NY– Yesterday marked the Chinese New Year and ushered in the Year of the Rooster. With a little assistance from the old dictionary is […]

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Punched In Face: Joey Bats Bautista, Mets Out West, Kevin Durant

May 17, 2016 Fake Sandy Alderson 12

MOOSE JAW, SK – Something fishy overcomes you when you cross the Rainbow Bridge and enter Her Majesty’s Government. Yes, part of that may well […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Curb Your Sports Enthusiasm

December 9, 2015 Angry Ward 14

BRONX, NY – This past Sunday I had the pleasure of watching a good portion of the Giants/Jets fiasco in an establishment known as The […]

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The Punk and the Todd Father at Baseball’s All-Star Game

July 14, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 23

Cincinnati, OH—Before I even met the future Mrs. Fake Sandy Alderson, I had already planned our wedding date. No, Mr. FSA doesn’t go in for […]

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Better Late Than Never? The Battered Bastards of Baseball

July 26, 2014 Different Matt 9

HANGOVER CITY – Many apologies for the late post this Saturday. A long work week, too much Jim Beam, and a few litres (Canadian spelling) […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: April Showers Bring Mayweather… and other Sports Stuff

May 8, 2013 Angry Ward 15

NEW YORK, NY – Originally, this column was going to be about my trek down to Atlantic City this past Saturday with assorted MTM royalty […]

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Cookie’s Corner: From Dickey To Johnson, Even Bon Jovi’s Getting The Shaft

November 16, 2012 Cookie 40

NEW YORK, NY – Thanks again to Different Matt for taking my column last week in the 11th hour. I’ve seen the same head cold […]

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Worst Week of Year Over: Baseball Back; Home Run Derby Done

July 13, 2012 Different Matt 29

Boredom, USA – This is by far the worst sports week of the year. Thankfully, tonight we resume normal baseball service after the extended break. […]

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